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Moderation Police
Playing Role: Party Pooper
Batting Position: Just outside leg stump (strong offside player)
Bowling Style: theatrical

Notes: not very good but I have got Lara and Tendulkar out for golden ducks.
Wanted to be 3rd umpire as a child
Thought a Beamer was something you drive



<yes all is quiet in PC Town today>

Application revoked!
 
Imitating police officers eh? We have a cell called Villa Park you know....
Usurpers will not be tolerated!
Your time is over old man, your reign of terror has lasted since 1985, it is now coming to an end.
You had a good run. Let's say you just hand in your helmet and call it a day, eh?
 
Userpers will not be tolerated!
Your time is over old man, your reign of terror has lasted since 1985, it is now coming to an end.
You had a good run. Let's say you just hand in your helmet and call it a day, eh?
Helmet in hand.... I say...
 
Usurpers will not be tolerated!
Your time is over old man, your reign of terror has lasted since 1985, it is now coming to an end.
You had a good run. Let's say you just hand in your helmet and call it a day, eh?

Tell you what, let's see if you can teach an old dog new tricks. I will stand down for a period of time and see how you get on moderating the forums. Do a good job and I retire to my home in Dubai. However do a bad job.......[DOUBLEPOST=1503328864][/DOUBLEPOST]
Helmet in hand.... I say...


I have big hands it's all good.
 
Tell you what, let's see if you can teach an old dog new tricks. I will stand down for a period of time and see how you get on moderating the forums. Do a good job and I retire to my home in Dubai. However do a bad job.......[DOUBLEPOST=1503328864][/DOUBLEPOST]


I have big hands it's all good.
You may have big hands but you have a sma...
 
Hi,

Player: Daenerys Targaryen (Mother of Dragons)

Style: Fast

First of all I am not going to advertise myself for selection. You advertise your team for me to decide.

What I am looking for in a team:

- Bottom of the barell team
-Weakest team in the past leagues
- Must be full of Drama
- Most of all contain members that have had or plan on having hate and dissent for @Untouchables666

Personal coach: Mr T

Running Coach: Forest Gump

Signature Celebration: Usain Bolt

Banter Coach : Shane Warne and Virat

Bowling Coaches: Murali and David Beckham (Bend it)
 
Personal coach: Mr T

Running Coach: Forest Gump

Signature Celebration: Usain Bolt

Banter Coach : Shane Warne and Virat

Bowling Coaches: Murali and David Beckham (Bend it)
You have me totally confused now, have you been on the Jamaican woodbine (again) x
 
Lmao you obviously wouldnt want me on a team cuz you know how dangerous the controversial one is, how great the great one is!

Got a 160mph ready to aim at your head
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My reply to that would be your username. :spy

Untouchaballs - 666666
 
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