Recent content by Mod Police

For goodness sake cut it out you two before I change your user titles to Tweedledum and Tweedledee :rolleyes

Staff have alerted me to your presence :spy - any trolling and straight to the ban hammer you go......

Been on duty the last week and come back to this. I know I am good looking but I have to draw the line somewhere. Maybe the handcuffs were a bad idea..?

You sure about your wording there. I am reading that very differently to suggestion you want to fight :p Anyway, if you watch that awesome video, there is one fight where a boxer is really giving it to Tyson but Tyson brushes it off and first punch just knocks him out. Just wow, the sort of...

What’s the point when I am as deadly as this chap (all his first round knockouts, just awesome)

Bah, he was a deserter :wave

The line up looks pathetic, but anything does without my inclusion. However, lest us forget.... #notocricketleaguestrending

It’s black, a foot long, extendable up to three foot. You certainly need experience to wield it......

Oh..I ....erm....watched Police Academy 6 last year, does that count..?

Better still you can join me on my next night shift here. Oh sorry that’s what you are describing above, dur! Ok, I must have full use/control over the handcuffs though, but you can handle the baton.....

I am the moderation enforcer at PC. Stealth and cunning are my tools. Senility is my enemy, sorry I mean breaking rules is my enemy !

Where’s my award for best law enforcer, pah!

#notocricketleaguestrending Oh hang on.....

Yes I appreciate the punishment is severe but they need to be taught a lesson...