Australia tour of Pakistan - March/April 2022

[Neo 7]

That concludes you are gay

 

[Ed Smith]

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Babar Azam. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and m********e, the entire time forcing myself to think of someone else while my thoughts drift back to Babar Azam. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.

This is a lot

 

[ahmedleo414]

That concludes you are gay

 

[Rehan_24]

What a magnificent win by Pakistan. The intent was clear from Ball 1. Wonderful batting display by Imam-ul-Haq, I believe he has realized that a good strike rate is the key to survive and thrive in the modern day cricket. More power to him. Babar Azam is Pure Class! The best batsman in the modern era at this stage. He reminds me a lot like Sachin Tendulkar. His class is so elegant and supreme. Always a great sight to watch him bat.

Pakistan needs to think about its bowling lineup to make it a wicket taking combination. Usman Qadir should be tried out in the absence of Shadab Khan. With Shadab coming back, the bowling line will get a boost. Also, Naseem Shah should be included into the ODI squad, he is our future. I will also back Shahnawaz Dahani in the bowling line-up.

I have reservations with Iftikhar. Asif Ali has to be there in place of him. Khushdil, still needs more innings to prove his worth as a hard hitter down the order for the international matches.

Overall, bravo Pakistan! More Power

 

[Aalay]

I'm not gay but I want to live in a log cabin in the woods with Babar Azam. We won't ever have sex, but there will be a simmering erotic undercurrent as I stand in the kitchen window watching him tighten his ass as he chops wood, shirtless, sweat pouring off his body. I'll run upstairs and m********e, the entire time forcing myself to think of someone else while my thoughts drift back to Babar Azam. I won't be able to climax and I'll eventually go back downstairs, angry. Sometimes we will look across the table and catch each other's eyes, and in that second, anything is possible, but we both deny ourselves and go back to what we were doing. One day one of us will die, and the other will bury him outside the log cabin. Then they'll go inside, pen a brief missive to their departed friend, and commit suicide, never able to deal with life without their one true platonic love.

Umm...

 

[Umair7]

This is a lot

It's not need to find a way to add Cummins too

 

[Ed Smith]

It's not need to find a way to add Cummins too

Yeah if that post is missing anything, it's more innuendo...

 

[Umair7]

Test: Babar-Abdullah
ODI: Babar-Imam
T20: Babar-Rizwan
KK: Babar-Sharjeel (fearsome tweak THIS SHIT)

Post automatically merged: Apr 2, 2022

Australia winning a test series after 11 years in Asia (1-0)

Pakistan winning an ODI series after 20 years vs Australia (2-1)

This series/tour has been fun

 

[Na Maloom Afraad]

Nutty

 

[Rehan_24]

Funny thing. Babar grabbed Man of the Series award and Pakistan totally outplayed Australia in the last ODI and I am seeing a pin-drop silence here from regular posters and then some people say that you are taking jibe on another team and they get offend on a simple comment. People should have the spirit to appreciate when someone does good.

Anyhow, Pakistan has done a wonderful job, paid back Australia in full with this wonderful series win. Wish we would have 2 or 3 match T20 Series. Overall, this tour has been good but pitches may have been more lively in Test matches.

 

[Aalay]

Funny thing. Babar grabbed Man of the Series award and Pakistan totally outplayed Australia in the last ODI and I am seeing a pin-drop silence here from regular posters and then some people say that you are taking jibe on another team and they get offend on a simple comment. People should have the spirit to appreciate when someone does good.

Pakistan is the number 1 country in PAKISTAN! There you go, my friend.

This series/tour has been fun

For me, the highlight of this thread was your post on Babar. That should tell you how exciting this series was.

 

[ShamiLoverGlipGlops]

The need for some people to validate their teams victory is itself a sign of insecurity. Been out of commission from posting on IPL as well something of more importance to me personally compared to this series.

Also these people who need validation bravo you did well in a format that means jackass to me. The regular forum posters have known my stance on ODIs since 2 + years. It is a dying format. What was the result of the test series btw?

Anyways leaving peoples feeling apart, Pakistan did really well in that chase of 340+. Babar has been sensational and this is his era. Every 3-5 years somebody comes in an makes it his era. We have seen a Smith Era, we have seen Kohli era, we have seen Sachin era, etc etc... this is Babar's era. Everything he touches turns gold and why would it not?

I hope he will have players around him who will contribute or else he will end up like Sachin who did not have a great support.

 

[NILAYSHAH60]

Everything he touches turns gold and why would it not?

If ever the current Indian Captain avoided the injuries he had everything to offer.

 

[Bevab]

Funny thing. Babar grabbed Man of the Series award and Pakistan totally outplayed Australia in the last ODI and I am seeing a pin-drop silence here from regular posters and then some people say that you are taking jibe on another team and they get offend on a simple comment. People should have the spirit to appreciate when someone does good.

Anyhow, Pakistan has done a wonderful job, paid back Australia in full with this wonderful series win. Wish we would have 2 or 3 match T20 Series. Overall, this tour has been good but pitches may have been more lively in Test matches.

Absolutely no offense meant but why do people, regular or not owe a comment of appreciation when some side does well? South Africa for instance played spectacularly well in their 2nd test to continue New Zealand's barren run over them and yet they did not have a single thread for their entire series. The current Bangladeshi tour of South Africa where they've yet again played wonderful cricket has no thread either. It has got very less attention in comparison to their achievements too.

Couldn't personally post my thoughts on the test series owing to a busy schedule. I do think it is wonderful that the Pakistani side has finally got their top three working well and believe they'll go far in the next WC if they find a couple of hitters in the middle order. I also don't think this is as weak an Aussie side as has been proclaimed because of the majority of their starting XI missing. Realistically the only fringe ones I wouldn't bother with in the near future are McDermott and Abbott but the former has also been very good in this series. Finch's probably the one who needs to go right now, Head's shown that he's got the goods to replace him (for quite sometime) and he's a solid captain too. Straight swap makes too much sense to not be made.

 

[ahmedleo414]

I am just waiting for the t20 match to be finished to put my final thoughts together on the whole tour