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    Girls are evil?

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    A weird site!

    Complaint letter generator!! Scott Pakin's automatic complaint-letter generator
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    Courtroom Quotations!!

    Courtroom Quotations The following quotations are taken from official court records , showing how funny and embarrassing it is that recorders operate at all times in courts of law, so that even the slightest inadvertence is preserved for posterity. Lawyer: "Was that the same...
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    Banta's mom's letter!!

    Hi All.. Enjoy the letter written by Banta's mother to him.. Dear Banta Vahe Guru ! I am in a well here and hoping you are in the same well there. I'm writing this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the...
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    Let's fight this dreaded disease. Its our responsibility.How aware are we?

    Hi friends, I am doing a research project on Awareness about Tuberculosis. Tuberculosis is a dreaded disease, against which we are today fighting as hard as never before.The results of this research will be used to formulate our future proceedings against this dreaded disease and thus help in...
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    Free e books

    Hey, this is is a great site for all those book buffs out here.Free e books to download in pdf format.Do visit this site. http://www.planetpdf.com/free_pdf_ebooks.asp?CurrentPage=1
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    suggestion: official slam book

    Hey, I got an idea.Why don't we have an official slam book at pc?
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    Funny Translations

    Scandinavian vacuum manufacturer Electrolux used the following in an American ad campaign: "Nothing sucks like an Electrolux." The name Coca-Cola in China was first rendered as Ke-kou-ke-la. Unfortunately, the Coke company did not discover until after thousands of signs had been printed...
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    Hindi/Urdu jokes

    Hi, there was no thread for these jokes so thought of starting a new one.Friends we can all put hindi/urdu jokes in this thread.Hope people enjoy it.I suppose mods won't mind this. Here I go..... Must Dialogues in Hindi Movies!!! If you're a Bollywood fan you've surely heard most of...
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    Conversations Overheard

    "As a nurse midwife in a hospital, we know babies are slippery. After delivering the baby, the doctor dropped it into the bucket. Fortunately, it wasn't harmed. Then, he dropped it a second time, and again, the baby was unharmed. And what was the doctor's quick remark to the parents...
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    Male or Female ?

    From the Washington Post Style Invitation, in which it was postulated that English should have male and female nouns, and readers were asked to assign a gender to nouns of their choice and explain their reason. The best submissions: SWISS ARMY KNIFE: Male, because even though it appears...
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    Funny Kiss Definitions

    Here are some hilarious Kiss definitions according to different professionals! For The Mathematician... A kiss is two divided by nothing. For The Computer Expert... A kiss is a few bits of love compiled into a byte. For The Dentist... A kiss is infectious and septic. For The...
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    Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections

    Application Form To Be Filled For Contesting Indian Elections ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 1. Name of Candidate : _______________________ 2. Present Address (i) Name of Jail : _______________________ (ii) Cell Number : _______________________...
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    Why men should not marry?

    Rachel is a real girl. The list was taken from her website. Rachel is a typical young American woman. Keep in mind that she expects everything on the list simply because she is a female. 5'8” and taller Dark brown hair with brown eyes/blue eyes Handsome Muscular Weight depending on...
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    Crush calculation

    if u have a crush on someone and want to know if they are right for u,goto this link n find out http://www.crushcalculator.com/content/love/368271788
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    Smarter female species!

    1st: 3 wishes of a gal vs their stupidity A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog told her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman...
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    Wanted: Battrick team manager

    Hi all, Since I will not be able to manage my battrick team "zolt11" after this month as I have certain commitments coming up and so will not be able to devote the time to manage this team so it would be nice if someone could come up to take charge of this team.All the interested can post here...
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    Relaxation on the web

    About iSerenity iSerenity offers a relaxing web-based experience that delivers soothing sounds and images designed to reduce stress and calm nerves. Use iSerenity while at work or at home. You can even leave it running in the background while you work on your computer. Some people use it...
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    The Leave Applications

    The Leave Applications;))))) Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows: "Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave." --------------------------------------------------------------------------------...
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    Know yourself and your love from your Birthdate

    Know yourself and your love from your Birthdate Birthday Meanings Is your birthday day 1 of the month? Your Life You are very curious and dedicative. When you are interested in something, everything else has to wait. This is your quality. But if you learn to be more patient and...
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