15 Shane Warne facts

[WG.]

1. God didnt make the earth spin, Shane Warne did.

2. No-one actually drives, shane warne just takes them for a spin.

3. Yo-Yo's don't actually spin - a small cricket ball is spun before sale by shane warne and implanted into each one.

4. Muralitharan is really shane warne in disguise.

5. Shane Warne actually created Ashley Giles as a joke.

6. Richie Bernaud is actually Shane Warnes illegitmate father.

7. Shane Warne delayed retirement due to the fact that the art of spinning would die.

8. Shane Warne is british, bar the stupid accent and criminal ancestory.

9. Rumour has it that after retirement shane warne will pursue a career in music, with his debut track being a cover of pete burns 'spin me around'

10. If you look up Spin in the dictionary there is a picture of shane warne.

11. Shane Warne can get a wicket with every ball, he just chooses not too.

12. The Simpsons was originally called the Spinsons and was created by Shane warne only to be bitten by Matt Groening

13. Shane Warne can smoke, text and bowl at the same time.

14. The term 'spin off' was created during a documentary about shane warnes life.

15. Shane Warne recently went on an expedition with his good friend steve irwin only to meet a spider and teach it how to spin a web.

 

[irottev]

lol that was hillarious. I don't know why.

 

[WG.]

After me and a mate had smoked a couple Jamaican roll ups, we got bored. Its in the same style as the Chuck Norris ones that are floating about.

 

[genghis_khan]

lmao at number 5!!! :laugh

 

[usy]

lol, they all funny, good job.

 

[BigCrickNan]

16. Shane Warne is actually Shaun udal

 

[ZoraxDoom]

17. Shane Warne has a googly. He just applies so much spin to it so it turns 330 degrees.

 

[viral1991]

Taking point 4 into consideration, I would like to watch a Sri Lanka vs. Australia.

 

[Adarsh]

6. Richie Bernaud is actually Shane Warnes illegitmate father.

ROFL.

 

[shoaib06]

Anyone can post 15 Shoaib Akhtar Facts here?It will be great.

 

[icyman]

My post was deleted.
Anyways ,i forgot to put in something in that.
Wonder what will Benaud's reaction be to point number 6 ?

Anyone can post 15 Shoaib Akhtar Facts here?It will be great.

Dude,start one yourself.
Let me help you,

" " is actually Shoaib Akthar in disguise.
Put in the name of any fast bowler you want to.

 

[themuel1]

LOL- WG, cheers for sharing mate!

 

[Ritwik]

lmao at number 5!!!

seconded.

 

[Abhas]

13. Shane Warne can smoke, text and bowl at the same time.

lets see if he can do that :

 

[tassietiger]

Taking point 4 into consideration, I would like to watch a Sri Lanka vs. Australia.

Explains why Murali never tours Australia.