merksfi
School Cricketer
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- Mar 23, 2009
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Two Drunk guys were drinking at a rooftop bar ontop of a 100 story highrise building.
One guy turns to the other and says:
"Did you know you could jump of the edge of this building and you will build up such a wind vortex that when you hit the tenth floor you will be able to fly around the building and land safetly into one of the offices?"
The second guy looks at the first dumbfounded and replies:
"You can not that is complete crap."
The first guy then says to the second guy that he will prove it, stands up walks to the edge and jumps, as the floors flyby he hits the tenth floor and sure enough flies around the building and lands safetly inside one of the offices.
He makes his way back up to the bar, and the second guy says:
"I saw it with my own eyes and do not believe it, I bet you $500 you can not do it again."
So the first man takes the bet, and the money is handed to the barman to hold for safe keeping.
The first man once again walks to the edge of the building and jumps off the side of the building, he gets to the tenth floor and once again flies around and lands safetly inside an office building.
He once again makes his way to the bar and offers the second man double or nothing.
The second man agrees and both hand their money to the bar tender, the second man walks to the edge and jumps off the side of the building.
As he falls down the stories he counts he gets to the 10th floor, the 9th, the 8th, the 7th, the 6th, the 5th, the 4th, the 3rd, the 2nd the 1st before splatting on the ground.
The Bar Man turns to the first man and says:
"Your such a prick when your drunk Superman"
One guy turns to the other and says:
"Did you know you could jump of the edge of this building and you will build up such a wind vortex that when you hit the tenth floor you will be able to fly around the building and land safetly into one of the offices?"
The second guy looks at the first dumbfounded and replies:
"You can not that is complete crap."
The first guy then says to the second guy that he will prove it, stands up walks to the edge and jumps, as the floors flyby he hits the tenth floor and sure enough flies around the building and lands safetly inside one of the offices.
He makes his way back up to the bar, and the second guy says:
"I saw it with my own eyes and do not believe it, I bet you $500 you can not do it again."
So the first man takes the bet, and the money is handed to the barman to hold for safe keeping.
The first man once again walks to the edge of the building and jumps off the side of the building, he gets to the tenth floor and once again flies around and lands safetly inside an office building.
He once again makes his way to the bar and offers the second man double or nothing.
The second man agrees and both hand their money to the bar tender, the second man walks to the edge and jumps off the side of the building.
As he falls down the stories he counts he gets to the 10th floor, the 9th, the 8th, the 7th, the 6th, the 5th, the 4th, the 3rd, the 2nd the 1st before splatting on the ground.
The Bar Man turns to the first man and says:
"Your such a prick when your drunk Superman"
