Quite a large number of questions you asked, but I will answer them
When you are old, what do you think children will ask you to tell stories about?
Ans: How I married their mum
If you could switch two movie characters, what switch would lead to the most inappropriate movies?
Ans: Not a keen watcher of movies, so can’t say
What animal would be cutest if scaled down to the size of a cat?
Ans: Still, a cat
What inanimate object would be the most annoying if it played loud upbeat music while being used?
Can’t say
When did something start out badly for you but in the end, it was great?
Exams, always start badly and end with a semester end party!
What weird food combinations do you really enjoy?
Not a combo, but I like cheese slices
How would your country change if everyone, regardless of age, could vote?
That place would be known as kid’s heaven
What are some red flags to watch out for in daily life?
No red flags
If your job gave you a surprise three day paid break to rest and recuperate, what would you do with those three days?
Party!
Where do you get your news?
News?
What movie can you watch over and over without ever getting tired of?
The dictator
What’s wrong but sounds right?
Beer is cheaper than a soft drink
What’s the most epic way you’ve seen someone quit or be fired?
Not worked yet
If you couldn’t be convicted of any one type of crime, what criminal charge would you like to be immune to?
Assault? May be.
What social stigma does society need to get over?
There are many Like poverty, unemployment etc
What’s the most creative use of emojis you’ve ever seen?
NOT using the emojis is the most creative use
What’s something that will always be in fashion, no matter how much time passes?
Wearing clothes?
What actors or actresses play the same character in almost every movie or show they do?
What is the funniest name you have actually heard used in the real world?
Dick Hunter. Although there’s a name called uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemuhwem osas
What is the sexiest and least sexy name?
Sex itself is the sexiest name
Least can’t say
What sport would be the funniest to add a mandatory amount of alcohol to?
Can’t say, could be rugby?
What movie would be greatly improved if it was made into a musical?
can’t say
If your five-year-old self suddenly found themselves inhabiting your current body, what would your five-year-old self do first?
Watching cartoons
What is something that everyone looks stupid doing?
What is something that is really popular now, but in 5 years everyone will look back on and be embarrassed by?
The prime minister of the country
What would be the hat to end all hats? What could you wear on your head that would make people stop what they are doing and stare in awe and amazement?
Wearing an underwear over your head would certainly do that
If animals could talk, which would be the rudest?
A human-being
In 40 years what will people be nostalgic for?
Some old kinda stuff like books
What inanimate object do you wish you could eliminate from existence?
Can’t say
What are some things that are okay to occasionally but definitely not okay to do every day?
Hookups
What is the weirdest thing you have seen in someone else’s home?
A used condom
Who do you know that really reminds you of a character in a TV show or movie?
Can’t say
What would be the coolest animal to scale up to the size of a horse?
Giraffe
What is the most embarrassing thing you have ever worn?
Never felt embarrassed what i ever wore because i don’t care about others
What part of a kid’s movie completely scarred you?
Can’t say
What used to be considered trashy but now is very classy?
Tuxedos
If you were arrested with no explanation, what would your friends and family assume you had done?
Adultery
What’s the most ridiculous fact you know?
Saudi Arabia imports camels from Australia
What set of items could you buy that would make the cashier the most uncomfortable?
Can’t say
What is the funniest joke you know by heart?
Life is a joke.
What are the unwritten rules of where you work?
Work, nah i don’t work.
What is something that you just recently realized that you are embarrassed you didn’t realize earlier?
Yes there are some instances where you forget your responsibilities and do something wrong, which leads to a major fearsome tweak up, that happens. It happened when I wasted my full semester for nothing
What is the funniest corporate / business screw up you have heard of?
A simple eatery with a registered firm name of Ramu and Sons!
If you die and find out that everyone gets to choose a twelve-foot by twelve-foot square to stay in alone for eternity without being able to influence or contact the living world, what twelve-foot by twelve-foot square would you choose?
A room of consoles maybe
What’s the best type of cheese?
Cottage Cheese!
What kind of cult would you like to start?
In one sentence, how would you sum up the internet?
Most tweaked-up innovation by the mankind.
First think of a product. Now, what would be the absolute worst brand name for one of those products?
Can’t think some good worst brand names
If the all the States in the USA were represented by food, what food would each state be represented by?
Chocolate
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