kuttakumar
International Coach
I received this in my mail
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warning............. beware of the new element
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive
substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
.warning............. beware of the new element
NEW ELEMENT IN THE PERIODIC TABLE
Element: WOMEN
Symbol: WO+
Atomic mass: Accepted as 53.6 Kg; isotopes may vary from 40-200 kg.
Occurrence: Copious quantities in all urban areas.
PHYSICAL PROPERTIES
1. Boils at room temperature
2. Freezes without any known reason.
3. Melts if given special treatment.
CHEMICAL PROPERTIES:
1. Have great affinity for Gold, Silver and a range of
precious stones and absorbs great quantities of expensive
substances.
2. May explode spontaneously without prior warning and
for no known reason.
3. Most powerful money reducing agent known to man.
COMMON USES:
1. Highly ornamental, especially in sports cars.
2. Can be great aid to relaxation.
TESTS
1. Pure specimen turns rosy pink when happy.
