Bill Gates!!!

[Sachin_007]

Bill Gates dies. Goes to St. Peter. St. Peter says, "we don't know where to send you. You've been both good and bad. So, we decided to let you decide between heaven and hell." Gates says, "can I preview them first?" St. Peter allows a preview, and off they go to hell. In hell, they are on a beach with lots of bikini clad women. Gates likes this. Then off to heaven. There, the angels are lying on clouds playing thier harps. Gates tells St. Peter, "This is nice, but a little dull. I liked hell better. Can I go to hell?" St. Peter agrees and sends him back down to hell. Three weeks later, St. Peter decides to go check on Gates. When he arrives in hell, there is Bill Gates tied to a stake, surrounded by fire, and being wiped and beaten by angry people. Gates yells to St. Peter, "Help me. Help me. Where are the bikini clad women? This is not what I wanted." St. Peter replies, "Oh, that was the screen saver."

 

[aussie1st]

Lol werid punchline. I thought it would have something more to do with Gates' windows OS.

 

[FreddieFan]

Heard it before, except it was a demo version instead of a screensaver.

 

[Cowburn199]

Haha nice
That made me laugh a bit

 

[ZexyZahid]

Thanks for the joke. Never heard this one.

 

[duffarama]

Bill Gates dies. Goes to St. Peter. St. Peter says, "we don't know where to send you. You've been both good and bad. So, we decided to let you decide between heaven and hell." Gates says, "can I preview them first?" St. Peter allows a preview, and off they go to hell. In hell, they are on a beach with lots of bikini clad women. Gates likes this. Then off to heaven. There, the angels are lying on clouds playing thier harps. Gates tells St. Peter, "This is nice, but a little dull. I liked hell better. Can I go to hell?" St. Peter agrees and sends him back down to hell. Three weeks later, St. Peter decides to go check on Gates. When he arrives in hell, there is Bill Gates tied to a stake, surrounded by fire, and being wiped and beaten by angry people. Gates yells to St. Peter, "Help me. Help me. Where are the bikini clad women? This is not what I wanted." St. Peter replies, "Oh, that was the screen saver."

I almost believed that joke when just after I typed 'Bill Gates' in Google, I saw this:
http://www.billgatesisdead.com/ (yeah I know, it's old )

 

[Sachin_007]

I almost believed that joke when just after I typed 'Bill Gates' in Google, I saw this:
http://www.billgatesisdead.com/ (yeah I know, it's old )

Yo duffarama r u serious he is dead....Well...hes still alive on the earth...

 

[Indiangod]

This made me smile, thanks for the joke.

 

[duffarama]

Yo duffarama r u serious he is dead....Well...hes still alive in the earth...

Nah mate. Bill Gates is dead - seriously.
The one alive on Earth is actually a decoy or a clone.

Apparently George Bush is dead as well.

 

[Shevchenko]

good one

 

[James219]

Good joke

 

[vibs89]

Good Joke. Lol

 

[Sachin_007]

Nah mate. Bill Gates is dead - seriously.
The one alive on Earth is actually a decoy or a clone.

Apparently George Bush is dead as well.

nice one ...duffarama LOLZ....
Well.....if he is dead...then how did he became the Time Magazine Persons of the Year...Check it out!! Time Magazine Persons Of The Year

and dude there r no such things as clones in real life...

YOU SHOULD REALLY GET A AWARD FOR BEING A COMEDIAN!! DUFFARAMA...

 

[duffarama]

nice one ...duffarama LOLZ....
Well.....if he is dead...then how did he became the Time Magazine Persons of the Year...Check it out!! Time Magazine Persons Of The Year

and dude there r no such things as clones in real life...

YOU SHOULD REALLY GET A AWARD FOR BEING A COMEDIAN!! DUFFARAMA...

Thanks mate.

I have heard rumours that Bill Gates has his own secret little cloning facility under his mansion. Mate, he is the Time Magazine Persons of the Year because his coffin looked nice, so everyone voted for him.

 

[Sachin_007]

Thanks mate.

I have heard rumours that Bill Gates has his own secret little cloning facility under his mansion. Mate, he is the Time Magazine Persons of the Year because his coffin looked nice, so everyone voted for him.

yo dude u r so funny..man u r one mad funny guy..