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[shubhrayu]

E-mail ID's of Indian cricketers


1 LAXMAN: [email protected]


2 KUMBLE: only@test_match.com


3 SACHIN: [email protected]


4 KAIF: good@for_nothing.com


5 SEHWAG: consistently@ out_of_form.com


6 DRAVID: stick@crease_like_fevicol.com


7 PATHAN: takewickets@only_with_ kenya.com


8 GREG CHAPPELL: [email protected]


9 Munaf Patel: only_line&[email protected]


10 Harbhajan Singh: [email protected]


11 Suresh Raina: why_i_am_there@ god_knows.com

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Some More:

Cricket Books that wont get published

Foolproof Fielding - Saurav Ganguly

How to Win World Cups - BCCI

Evils of Gambling - Shane Warne and Mark Waugh

Diplomacy - Umpire Darrel Hair

My Maiden Test Century - Courtney Walsh (only the covers printed so far)

Books from Geoffrey Boycott - Playing For Your Team, French Conversation Skills.

A Tail Of Two Runs - Anil Kumble, Ajit Agarkar, Saurav Ganguly

Every Which Way But The Stumps - Indian fielders

The Silence of the Keepers - Nayan Mongia & Moin Khan

Cheery Press Conferences I have known - Mohammed Azharuddin

Big Hitting - Rahul Dravid

Facing Fast Bowlers - Virender Sehwag and Yuvraj Singh!

 

[King Pietersen]

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[shubhrayu]

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[KBC]

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[Chetan0304]

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[Pranav]

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[Will_NA]

it'snotfunnyifyoutypeaphraseandthenjustadd@thusmakingnosensenottomentionthereislareadyathreadonthisandifanyoneisactuallyabletoreadthisthenwelldone.com

 

[shubhrayu]

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[McLOVIN]

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[JD10]

www.vaughan'[email protected]

 

[shubhrayu]

What Dhoni's team is upto



Robin,Karthik and yuvraj are amused at seeing it while Sachin is saying I've seen enough
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Actual conversation after 3rd ODI between India-Pak played in Lahore Paskistan on 13 Feb 2006

Rameez: So Inzy, disappointed with your performance today?
Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez: Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball.

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha allah we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you

 

[Will_NA]

What the hell is lamo?

 

[tassietiger]

These are awesome, keep them coming. Don't mind the knockers, it's just tall poppy syndrome.

 

[shubhrayu]

Thanks more coming your way

 

[shalin_hitter]

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