Downright Donkeys 2007/2008 Team Discussion Thread

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It's lonely. I had to seperate it from the rest of the 2133 in my bank because it was causing trouble.
 
A bit of advice, don't get drunk after matches too often. Firstly, if you end up in the papers you can't claim that they were celebratory drinks as we probably lost, and you never know when the police might be on your tail due to certain fiscal issues. It's easier to run sober. Get drunk during matches.
That's been my tactic, hence the beer chiller batting pads. What I've found after years of practice is that the rozzers don't hassle you if you cut them a bit of the betting action before the game. But as you infer, if they aren't that bright, and despite receiving expert tutelage, they remain as thick as whale omelettes and subsequently get their bets wrong, then they may well get after you. Your escape clause then is usually getting them to double up on the next game and you put the bets on for them. Once they win a few times they'll do anything for you. And getting a free ride across Sydney Harbour on a fast police launch is lots of fun. Particularly if the wronged bookie only has a small runabout with a 4 horsepower outboard motor.
 
Always slip the catching fielders around you a beer from your pads and hit it right at them every time ;)
 
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