Themer
Chairman of Selectors
Who the hell let Hilditch get into our selecting panel? To say I'm chuffed off is an understatement.
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I included Yardy as "bits n pieces" because he bats so low and not that much. He does tend to bowl more than four overs, but not always his full 10 and in my book anyone who bowls five overs and doesn't get bowled out very often, which he does, is bits n pieces. Bresnan too, he doesn't really have a strong suit in either discipline (IMHO) despite a decent Ashes.
Tredwell may well bowl more because of where the World Cup is, but for me he's bits n pieces as well. Broad as well, although he bowls well in ODIs, still isn't batting to all-rounder strength but playing as an all-rounder, so perhaps in that instance he's just being used in the wrong role/bat too high
Some may disagree, but I like that team personally.
How is Broad bits n pieces in ODIs? He's our best wicket taker. Surely the term applies to their actual role within the team and not your perceived opinion of their ability. Bresnan will be bowling most of his overs, he's in the side to bowl, likewise with Yardy and Broad. Just because they don't always bowl out due to them having off-days or Strauss wanting to use KP, Colly, etc, doesn't mean they are bits n pieces. The term was linked with the team when we were playing the likes of McGrath weren't good enough to bat 5 and would be a 6th/7th bowler (ah, the days of Ricki Clarke and Vaughan bowling overs). Just because Bresnan isn't good enough, doesn't make him bits n pieces.
I see it with Wright, but to claim Broad is bits n pieces if just fanciful.
still isn't batting to all-rounder strength but playing as an all-rounder, so perhaps in that instance he's just being used in the wrong role/bat too high
Matt Prior? Opening? Because he suits the sub-continent? The place where you need to score runs early before it turns square? What have we done with the real Andy Flower?
Prior is comfortably our best Test 'keeper, but ODIs, not a chance. It seems we've forgotten why we won the T20 WC. Which was because we picked specialists, like Lumb, like Yardy, like Kieswetter, rather than just shoe-horning our Test players in. Yet now, we have Prior, opening. Dear God.
As for whether Bresnan is bits n pieces or "not good enough", well where do you draw that line?!?! Is Collingwood not a good all-rounder or not an all-rounder at all? Therein is the implication that his bowling "isn't good enough".
You can argue strictly speaking there are no bits n pieces cricketers, they simply aren't good enough at what they're in the side to do - not a good enough batsman, all-rounder or bowler. For me bits n pieces is where they bat a bit, bowl a bit, but can't or SHOULDN'T really hold a place down for their batting or bowling. I guess I use it more liberally than most because it riles me a player is in the side who isn't a good bowler, but can bat so gets in (Bresnan), or isn't a good batsman, but can bowl, so gets in (Wright) or in Yardy's case is a tidy bowler but not wicket taking bowler, can bat a bit, and gets in.
So here's the crunch, how many of Wright, Yardy and Bresnan SHOULD get in on batting or bowling alone? I did say Broad was batting too high, but you chose to ignore it or didn't see it, whichever isn't excusable as you either didn't read my post or didn't read it properly.
Tredwell is yet to define himself, may do well because of where the World Cup is being held, but would he be picked if he couldn't bat a bit?
Perhaps if I change the statement to playing players who aren't all-rounders as all-rounders would you accept that what I was saying about bits n pieces is correct?
It's a sudden u-turn that does my head in, based on what exactly are they surmising Prior has been in good form - TESTS, that's what! Different format, different task and he's not been OPENING in Tests, that's crazy decisions if ever there were. Is he now going to open for the last six ODIs and what happens if that is disastrous? Personally I would keep the keeper for the late onslaught, can we not find a capable batsman who can attack the new ball?!?! This obsession we've had with pinch-hitting goes back to the 1992 World Cup if I'm not mistaken, our best attacking opener for my money was Nick Knight in that period and he was a, well, proper opener
England look a really good unit going into the world cup after a long time, they have settled batting line up, Quality pace bowlers and a world class spinner.
Squad Andrew Strauss (Middlesex, capt), James Adams (Hampshire), James Anderson (Lancashire), Ian Bell (Warwickshire), Ravi Bopara (Essex), Tim Bresnan (Yorkshire), Stuart Broad (Nottinghamshire), Paul Collingwood (Durham), Alastair Cook (Essex), Steven Davies (Surrey), Jade Dernbach (Surrey), Steven Finn (Middlesex), James Hildreth (Somerset), Craig Kieswetter (Somerset), Michael Lumb (Hampshire), Eoin Morgan (Middlesex), Samit Patel (Nottinghamshire), Kevin Pietersen (Surrey), Liam Plunkett (Durham), Matt Prior (Sussex), Adil Rashid (Yorkshire), Ajmal Shahzad (Yorkshire), Darren Stevens (Kent), Graeme Swann (Nottinghamshire), James Tredwell (Kent), Chris Tremlett (Surrey), Jonathan Trott (Warwickshire), Chris Woakes (Warwickshire), Luke Wright (Sussex), Michael Yardy (Sussex)
Probable 15 should be:
Andrew Strauss*
Steven Davies?
Jonathan Trott
Kevin Pieterson
Ian Bell
Paul Collingwood
Eoin Morgan
Tim Bresnan
Greame Swann
Stuart Broad
James Anderson
Chris Woakes,Ajmal Shahzad,Michael Yardy,Kieswetter(Reserve keeper)
I seriously hope Luke Wright isn't selected as he is quite over rated and has never really contributed enough with bat or ball.