evertonfan
Chairman of Selectors
Two men are waiting outside the pearly gates awaiting entry when they start discussing how they both died. The first man explains his situation to the second man;
"I froze to death" Said the first man. "Stuck for ages in the freezing cold and turned completely purple before I finally give in and now i'm up here".
"That's awful!" Says the second man. "It was an heart attack what did me in. I came home from work and heard sex noises from outside my bedroom window as I approached the front door. So I charged into the house, demanded to know where the little git was hiding but my wife wouldn't tell me. I looked everywhere; the cupboards, under the beds, in the shed, and eventually I got myself that worked up that my heart gave in and I died."
"You stupid tit!" Shouts the first man. "If you'd have looked in the fridge we'd both still be alive!"
Well I found it funny anyway.
"I froze to death" Said the first man. "Stuck for ages in the freezing cold and turned completely purple before I finally give in and now i'm up here".
"That's awful!" Says the second man. "It was an heart attack what did me in. I came home from work and heard sex noises from outside my bedroom window as I approached the front door. So I charged into the house, demanded to know where the little git was hiding but my wife wouldn't tell me. I looked everywhere; the cupboards, under the beds, in the shed, and eventually I got myself that worked up that my heart gave in and I died."
"You stupid tit!" Shouts the first man. "If you'd have looked in the fridge we'd both still be alive!"
Well I found it funny anyway.
