Themer
Chairman of Selectors
Well then; here goes.
From the looks of this picture yes; whether this is a situation replicated throughout Russia is up to debate. I’d like to think it is.
Zimbabwe after an unbelievable run of luck involving a spate of illness which decimates every team that stands before them with a few stellar innings from a re-emerging Flower thrown in for good measure.
Cricket. More tactical, longer lasting and more rewarding by the end. There's quite a few things that are starting to gripe me in Football at the moment such as the excessive diving, the fact that quite alot of footballers nowadays are complete berks who are only interested in one thing (Money although sex appears to be pretty high on their demands at the moment) and the archaic Fifa who refuse to introduce any type of goal line technology, give bans out for diving that goes unnoticed by the ref and are run by pillocks of the highest order.
Drawn series 1-1 with the Ashes coming back home.
He would if he was allowed to sleep. Unfortunately for him he’s been kept awake for the last fifteen years by fans constantly following him around singing his praises despite the fact he isn’t close to being comparable with Bradman. Or God for that matter.
Good question. After a brief look into the chucking abilities of Woodchucks they would probably be able to shift about 800-900 pounds but this would be entirely dependent on the desire of the woodchuck to chuck the wood (they don’t usually have such a desire to run amok chucking wood), the need for the wood to be chucked (a woodchuck isn’t going to expend all that energy if as a result all he has is a pile of wood chucked into another pile) and the ability of the woodchuck to chuck the wood (if the woodchuck is completely inexperienced at chucking wood he is unlikely to chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if the aforementioned woodchuck was an experienced veteran wood chucker who had been chucking wood for years.)
Bobo. I’d get to be a monkey for god sake, spending my days eating bananas without a care whilst singing I wanna be like you all day.
After watching An Idiot Abroad last night I’ll rule India out and I wouldn’t want to live in South Africa as the rape count is unbelievable high and I’d be a target for sure. Pakistan is a no go for Westerners so another no and while I wouldn’t mind living in Australia I’d get bored of the Kangaroos and being called Pommy after a while. And I’d give both the West Indies and Sri Lanka the elbow because I’m not too keen on the heat. So in conclusion New Zealand, beautiful country with a laid back attitude to life and a nice mix of weather.
As with before I’d save Cricket because I like the tactical depth to the game and the fact that the game lasts for at least four days.
It was a long time ago but I once met someone by squeezing out from between their legs. Hell of a weird way to meet someone but they’ve been a pretty big influence on my life thus far.
Krakow, Poland. In the middle of January during the heaviest snowfall and coldest European winter in yonks. The place was beautiful under a foot of snow albeit barely getting above -5 all day. The castle there was beautiful and the Dragon breathing fire was rather weird and interesting. The Wawel Cathedral was also quite stunning.
Chelsea.
For the sheer scariness and fact he could take my head off Shaun Tait
Yourself for some banter, common sense and your guns would make it a hell of a lot easier to catch food to eat. Tom (aka Highlander999) once again for the banter, drunken antics and his past experience in desolate barren wastelands (Scotland) and the last person I’d take would be Meet for the meat should things start to go badly.
Yay.
As earlier I’d like to live in New Zealand but other than them perhaps the Falklands just for the country lifestyle, easy living and being able to poke fun at the Argies.
Swanny, simples.
Fribble- (Noun) The state of mind a person experiences when he is unsure as to whether to be happy or sad. E.g; He sat there with a fribbulous look upon his face upon hearing of the massive inheritance and death of his great aunt.
X is in between C and Z.
*And so it came to be. I’d been kicked out of the TwiddlyWinkers association for turning up to the World Championship in a knitted grey jumper, my dog’s depression had worsened as the Pedigree Chum ban hit harder still and I’d lost any respectability I had.
Although my life had hit the lowest ebb I still kept plodding along as I knew that when my yellow water waders were delivered I could turn my life around big time. The TiddlyWinkers had always respected those who knew how to Angle and these waders would knock there socks off and yellow was the colour that Owen (the dog) liked the most (as is well known in our household of all colours yellow is the most likely to lift a depression in dogs).* Extract from page 217 of Themer's autobiography The Faceless Crab
That took longer than expected.
Life without regrets by a mile. If there wasn't sorrow in the world how could there be happiness?
I’d much rather see England losing against Australia in the World Cup than an Ashes defeat. I expect us do terribly in the World Cup whilst I expect us to do rather well in the Ashes as things stand.
I’d have him slowly battered to death in a deep fryer for my liking. Oh if the allegations are true he should be given a punishment that resembles your crime; i.e. no balls.
Possibly they’ve been involved in an accident with a crumpet filled toaster or they’ve had their humorous gland removed after an incident involving a hand dryer and a tomato. Who knows but none of the aforementioned have happened to me
Not that I can recall but there has probably been something along those lines when I’ve been at a lower level of sobriety.
From the looks of this picture yes; whether this is a situation replicated throughout Russia is up to debate. I’d like to think it is.
Start calling myself Maxwell and descend into a megalomania induced banning spree with my silver hammer.
I haven’t the foggiest to be perfectly honest.
I have a very strong feeling that England will once again have a good tournament but they’ll probably fall just short.
Zimbabwe after an unbelievable run of luck involving a spate of illness which decimates every team that stands before them with a few stellar innings from a re-emerging Flower thrown in for good measure.
Cricket. More tactical, longer lasting and more rewarding by the end. There's quite a few things that are starting to gripe me in Football at the moment such as the excessive diving, the fact that quite alot of footballers nowadays are complete berks who are only interested in one thing (Money although sex appears to be pretty high on their demands at the moment) and the archaic Fifa who refuse to introduce any type of goal line technology, give bans out for diving that goes unnoticed by the ref and are run by pillocks of the highest order.
Drawn series 1-1 with the Ashes coming back home.
On pure driving terms I thin k I’d go Alonso as he has some serious pace, an attitude that he’s going to win at all cost and he’s very good under pressure but alas he’s a complete tit so I’m going for Hakkinen.
He would if he was allowed to sleep. Unfortunately for him he’s been kept awake for the last fifteen years by fans constantly following him around singing his praises despite the fact he isn’t close to being comparable with Bradman. Or God for that matter.
Good question. After a brief look into the chucking abilities of Woodchucks they would probably be able to shift about 800-900 pounds but this would be entirely dependent on the desire of the woodchuck to chuck the wood (they don’t usually have such a desire to run amok chucking wood), the need for the wood to be chucked (a woodchuck isn’t going to expend all that energy if as a result all he has is a pile of wood chucked into another pile) and the ability of the woodchuck to chuck the wood (if the woodchuck is completely inexperienced at chucking wood he is unlikely to chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if the aforementioned woodchuck was an experienced veteran wood chucker who had been chucking wood for years.)
Bobo. I’d get to be a monkey for god sake, spending my days eating bananas without a care whilst singing I wanna be like you all day.
You do realise that there were more than just two parties to vote for in the election?
BarmyArmy, I could then take over the whole site. Muhahaha.
After watching An Idiot Abroad last night I’ll rule India out and I wouldn’t want to live in South Africa as the rape count is unbelievable high and I’d be a target for sure. Pakistan is a no go for Westerners so another no and while I wouldn’t mind living in Australia I’d get bored of the Kangaroos and being called Pommy after a while. And I’d give both the West Indies and Sri Lanka the elbow because I’m not too keen on the heat. So in conclusion New Zealand, beautiful country with a laid back attitude to life and a nice mix of weather.
As with before I’d save Cricket because I like the tactical depth to the game and the fact that the game lasts for at least four days.
It was a long time ago but I once met someone by squeezing out from between their legs. Hell of a weird way to meet someone but they’ve been a pretty big influence on my life thus far.
Krakow, Poland. In the middle of January during the heaviest snowfall and coldest European winter in yonks. The place was beautiful under a foot of snow albeit barely getting above -5 all day. The castle there was beautiful and the Dragon breathing fire was rather weird and interesting. The Wawel Cathedral was also quite stunning.
Chelsea.
For the sheer scariness and fact he could take my head off Shaun Tait
Yourself for some banter, common sense and your guns would make it a hell of a lot easier to catch food to eat. Tom (aka Highlander999) once again for the banter, drunken antics and his past experience in desolate barren wastelands (Scotland) and the last person I’d take would be Meet for the meat should things start to go badly.
Yay.
As earlier I’d like to live in New Zealand but other than them perhaps the Falklands just for the country lifestyle, easy living and being able to poke fun at the Argies.
Swanny, simples.
Fribble- (Noun) The state of mind a person experiences when he is unsure as to whether to be happy or sad. E.g; He sat there with a fribbulous look upon his face upon hearing of the massive inheritance and death of his great aunt.
X is in between C and Z.
*And so it came to be. I’d been kicked out of the TwiddlyWinkers association for turning up to the World Championship in a knitted grey jumper, my dog’s depression had worsened as the Pedigree Chum ban hit harder still and I’d lost any respectability I had.
Although my life had hit the lowest ebb I still kept plodding along as I knew that when my yellow water waders were delivered I could turn my life around big time. The TiddlyWinkers had always respected those who knew how to Angle and these waders would knock there socks off and yellow was the colour that Owen (the dog) liked the most (as is well known in our household of all colours yellow is the most likely to lift a depression in dogs).* Extract from page 217 of Themer's autobiography The Faceless Crab
That took longer than expected.
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