Jager Bombers - "It seemed like a good idea at the time!"

Iridium

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Here at the J?ger Bombers we're all about drinking and having a good time. If you want a pub in your dressing room and some beer in the drinks break, then this is the team for you!










The J?ger Bombers were formed one Friday night in an alcohol influenced state at Moe's Tavern. Barney Gumble had just seen the announcement of the league on the television and exclaimed quite emphatically that he wanted to create a team, before collapsing on the floor through excessive alcohol consumption. Those around him felt that this would be a great idea and while dropping the shot of J?ger into their Red Bull, declared that the team would be named the J?ger Bombers.

When they awoke the next morning they had no recollection of the night before and did not realise that they had created a team until they saw themselves on the news. A reporter had been at the tavern, with a cameraman filming the entire ordeal. Barney, Callum, Dipak, Truman and Jono decided that although they didn't remember creating this team, their drunken selves were much more intelligent than their normal selves and went ahead with creating the team. It didn't take long to get both J?germeister and Red Bull on board as their main sponsors so that they could avoid having hangovers ever by being constantly drunk and awake. This was the beginning of the era of the J?ger Bombers, a team that would take the PlanetCricket National League by storm.​









Financial Manager and Head Lawyer for the J?ger Bombers, Jono Choie has readied the contracts for those who have signed up so far. These contracts detail how much each member of the squad will be paid for signing up to the J?ger Bombers, and their match fees and potential bonuses. He had this to say:

"We are delighted to announce that everyone who has signed a contract with us so far will receive 1,000 vCash to begin with. This is in keeping with our promised of a $100 bar tab at Moe's (the exchange rate between Springfield currency and vCash is 10 vCash to $1). On top of that, in every match of the season, everyone who plays a match will receive 500 vCash in match fees, with a bonus of 1,000 vCash to the person we feel was the most outstanding performer on our team. As well as this, at the end of the season there will be an undisclosed amount to be awarded to the MVP of the side, as well as the person with the most runs and wickets."

The financial affairs of the J?ger Bombers were reported to be in great shape despite this announcement and Jono Choie was looking forward to many successes in the season ahead.​















ABOUT THE PRE-SEASON FRIENDLIES

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Chewie

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We're the dream team!

Name: Jono Choie
Batting Hand (Left/Right): Right
Bowling type (SLA, RF, RM, etc.): RM
Type (Batsman, Bowler, Keeper): Batsman

Join us if you want an all-round great time!
 

Iridium

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Name: Truman Lee
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The guy we got to put out the boundary rope decided to paint soccer lines instead. He was shot at dawn for his mistake.
 
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CG123

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Code:
Aussie Team (Batsman) - BAT: r (+0/10), BOWL: las (+0) - OD specialist
Barney Gumble (Batsman) - BAT: l (+14), BOWL: lm (+0) - 4 MOTM points
Chewie (Batsman) - BAT: r (+7), BOWL: m (+0) - 2 points
hedger_14 (Batsman) - BAT: l (+7), BOWL: ls (+0) - 2 points
Pranav (Batsman) - BAT: r (+9), BOWL: m (+0) - 2 MOTM points and 2 points
Prats (Batsman) - BAT: r (+0/10), BOWL: m (+0) - FC specialist
Iridium (Keeper) - BAT: l (+8), BOWL: k (+0) - 3 points
Shagger (Bat All) - BAT: r (+5), BOWL: ls (+0)
Zohaib (Bat All) - BAT: r (+6), BOWL: m (+0) - 1 point
Dipak (Pure All) - BAT: r (+3), BOWL: ls (+6) - 4 points
The Rock (Bowl All) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: r (+7) - 2 points
CG123 (Pure Bowl) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: ls (+8) - 3 points
Haarithan (Pure Bowl) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: f (+8) - 3 points
Matt121 (Pure Bowl) - BAT: l (+0), BOWL: l (+6) - 1 draft point
riz7khan12 (Pure Bowl) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: lf (+8) - 3 points
tarun87 (Pure Bowl) - BAT: r (+0), BOWL: m (+5)
 
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CG123

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riz7khan12

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cant resist the temptation to join the home team, although i rather spend by tab on milk :p

Name: Riz Khan
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Bowling Type: Left Arm Fast
Role: Strike Bowler

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lol looks like i just missed out a managerial position
 

Aussie Team

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I want to join! :D

Name: Andrew
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Zohaib

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Name: Zohaib Ikram
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Type (Batsman, Bowler, Keeper): Batting Allrounder

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Can I join?
 

Chewie

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We are going to be awesome with all you guys with us!
 

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