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International Coach
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SMS
* Pathan Watching Jurrasic Park
Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.
Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.
Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..
Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai.
# Pathan in Exam Hall
Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:
Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche
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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
# Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal
Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.
Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:
Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?
Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"
# Khan Rackshaw Lega
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga.
A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.
Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building.
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And dropped it!
Sardar k Ghar Chor aaya:
Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga.
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se b Aagay nikal gaya.
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Sardar: Ek to Chori oper se Hum se Race?
Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..
Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA...
Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(
Waiter gives bill to Santa:
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
Santa: So what? You have written there ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
# Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz...
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Msg kar k Puchtay Hain
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Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.
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Hat Jaao!!!
Faraz Aaj Aata Le Kar Ja Raha Hai.
Faraz Now Available in English...!
Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
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And Asked for My LG KG 195..!! :-P
Sceince kehti hai Paani boil karne se
Germs marr Jatay hain.
Science ko ye to Batao k Germs k
Dead Bodies to paani mai he rehti hain na.
Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai k mai so raha tha, Bilkul Aise (^_^)
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Phir mera Phone baja,
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mai uth Gaya, Bilkul Aise (*_*)
.
Mene phone Dekha to Alarm Tha,
.
Time Dekh ker meri Aankhein aur khul gai, Bilkul Aise (O_O)
Phir Phir...
Phir mujhy Yaad Aaya k SUNDAY hai
Mai Phir so gaya Bilkul Aise (^_^)
plese tell me how are the jokes and pathan and sardars dont mind
SMS
* Pathan Watching Jurrasic Park
Ek Pathan Cinema mai "Jurrasic Park" movie dekh raha tha.
Ek Dinosaur dorta huwa samne ki taraf aane laga to wo bhaga.
Gate Keeper: Bhagte kyun ho, Ye to khali film hai..
Pathan: Woh to janwar hai, Wo nahin janta k yeh film hai.
# Pathan in Exam Hall
Ek Pathan ko Exam mai Koi Sawal Nhi Aata Tha:
Pathan Ne Hr Ques K Neche
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Is Tarha Ki Lines Laga Kar Neche Likh Diya.
Scratch Kar K Answer Parh Lo.
# Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal
Pathan ne Darya mai Dobtay hoye 1 Aadmi ko bachaya.
Or Thori Dair Baad Dobara Phenk diya:
Kisi ne kaha ye kiya kia?
Phatan: Purani Kahawat hai
"Neki Kar Darya Mai Daal"
# Khan Rackshaw Lega
Air Hostess to Pathan in plane: Khan Sahab Aap kia lainge?
Pathan: Mai Neeche Uter kar Rickshaw Loonga.
A bird was Disturbing a Sardar all the time.
Finally the Sardar caught it and decides to kill it cruelly,
He took it to the top of a building.
.
.
.
.
.
And dropped it!
Sardar k Ghar Chor aaya:
Sardar ne dekha To chor Bhaga.
Sardar bhagta bhagta chor se b Aagay nikal gaya.
?
Sardar: Ek to Chori oper se Hum se Race?
Faqeer to Sardar: Aap k parrosi ne mujhey pait bhar kr khana khilaya hai, Aap bhi mujhe kuch de dein..
Sardar: Ye lo HAJMOLA...
Santa to Banta: I have One Good News One Bad News.
Good News is That:
Meri biwi ka ACCEDENT ho gaya.
Banta: Aur Bad News?
Santa: Woh ek SAPNA tha. :-(
Waiter gives bill to Santa:
Santa: Take this card.
Waiter: But sir, This is voter card.
Santa: So what? You have written there ALL CARDS ACCEPTED.
# Barray Be-reham Hain Tere Shehar k Log Faraz...
.
.
.
.
Msg kar k Puchtay Hain
(\./)
/ " ) "^ ----;";
\,,/"( , P , )\\
//\\ //\\
Ye Khota Kis Ka Hai.
(''''')
(''''')
(''''')
(''''')
<('',)/"
\ \
_/'''\_
Hat Jaao!!!
Faraz Aaj Aata Le Kar Ja Raha Hai.
Faraz Now Available in English...!
Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
Oh Faraz! The Robber Took out His Knife...
.
.
.
.
.
.
And Asked for My LG KG 195..!! :-P
Sceince kehti hai Paani boil karne se
Germs marr Jatay hain.
Science ko ye to Batao k Germs k
Dead Bodies to paani mai he rehti hain na.
Aik Dafa ka Zikar hai k mai so raha tha, Bilkul Aise (^_^)
.
Phir mera Phone baja,
.
mai uth Gaya, Bilkul Aise (*_*)
.
Mene phone Dekha to Alarm Tha,
.
Time Dekh ker meri Aankhein aur khul gai, Bilkul Aise (O_O)
Phir Phir...
Phir mujhy Yaad Aaya k SUNDAY hai
Mai Phir so gaya Bilkul Aise (^_^)
plese tell me how are the jokes and pathan and sardars dont mind
