Kshitiz's Jokes

[shravi]

No problem Kshitiz! It's well worth the wait!

 

[duffarama]

Thanks guys , actually i have run out of them atm, but i'll surely post more tommorrow

You were almost as funny as this on Youth Cluster. Keep it up!

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

" Is it the best Day of your life " ?? " It would have been best if u hadnt been here "

I guess you are reffering to this ????

 

[shravi]

Nice one Kshitiz! Keep it up!

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

That was nothing, That was just a reflex action on the podcast.

hey see this, once a blonde was on a zebra crossing, he stopped in between. more than 60 cars were honking behind him.









He shouted and asked the car drivers ...............























































Why isnt this piano playing ???

 

[usy]

I don't get some of these jokes, but for the sake of it........

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hahahhahah...

 

[shravi]

I didn't get the last joke but like Usy...........

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lol!

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

well actually i just remembered its a regional joke .


lol never mind take this





this must be old though...........



I need your photo immediatey, its uegent, fax it , or email it, urgent, ur photo,



































































I just lost the Joker in my playing cards deck !!!!!!!

 

[shravi]

lol! Nice on Kshitiz! Keep them coming!

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

A sardar goes 2 a hotel & after eating he goes 2 wash his hands,
but starts washing the basin Manager: Wht r u doing? Sardar: U have written here "WASH BASIN."


Sardar: Aap kitna padhe ho?
Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulta.


Translation :

Sardar : - How much have u studied ???
Friend : - B.A ( A college degree in India, b/w 19 - 20 )
Sardar :- Strange !!!!!!!!!! You've only studied two letters and that too reversed ????

 

[shravi]

Nice jokes Kshitiz! Keep them coming!

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

ok i will, but i am a little busy atm, so i will post later

thanx anyways

 

[gaurav_indian]

ok i will, but i am a little busy atm, so i will post later

thanx anyways

Thats another good joke.

 

[shravi]

ok i will, but i am a little busy atm, so i will post later

thanx anyways

No worries Kshitiz. We can wait! Take your time and continue making some great jokes!

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

`Thats another good joke

My pleasure


Guys i just made a nice joke though


Farrukh slept alone yesterday ( NO offence yaar )