Kshitiz's Jokes

[The Spin]

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Please can you translate this into English. The forum rules state that all posts must be in English

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

uh well ok i can do it, but that would ruin the main part of it, well still, i'll do it.

P.S , I will put it as a translation, the real joke will be there

 

[The Spin]

Thanks mate, it is quite funny now i can read it

 

[kuttakumar]

I have to say nice jokes up there.

 

[shravi]

Why? Where did his teddy bear go yesterday night?

P.S. This reply is for the joke on Farrukh.

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

lol , hahahaha


well i want to say thanks to all who liked my jokes. I promise i'll make more

 

[shravi]

Any new jokes Kshitiz? We are waiting...

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

ok i wont make u wait very much, they should come in some minutes.

P.S dont delete this post, i am gonna edit the same

 

[Harrypotter_fan]

Keep em comin

 

[shravi]

Where's the joke Kshitiz? You said some minutes. It has been a day.

 

[The Spin]

Come on guys, its a jokes thread! If you are really in need of some humour so desperately then browse the rest of this forum or search google

 

[Pak_cricketer]

these are great! Good Job Kshitiz

 

[Afridi no 1]

nice jokes out there Kshitiz... keep them coming....

 

[Kshitiz_Indian]

Finally i got some time Sorry for the delay guys, was too busy with planetgaming .


Good morning...Have u done two of the most
important things when you wake up today?
1)Pray, so that u may live...

2)Take a bath-so














that others may live too!




I saw something in a shop window. It was
stunning, cute, simply adorable.
I was supposed
2 buy it 4 u, then I realised it was my
reflection.




To live a life, one needs brains, reflex,
perception, looks, IQ, knowledge, way of
____expression
& many more mental qualities. Hats off 2 u coz u
manage 2 live without them.



1 day u'll B srprisd 2C ME beside U. U & ME
laughing, U & ME crying, U &
ME dreaming, U & ME
holding on, U & ME... just U & ME sitting in a
MENTAL HOSPITAL & ME CHECKING U. hahahahahahaha

 

[Harrypotter_fan]

nice ones
especially the reflection 1