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guddu123

guddu123

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Hi everyone
this jokes will surely be liked by you all
PLS COMMENT

ALL OF YOU ARE INVITED TO POST YOUR JOKES HERE

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[COLOR="Red"][B]NEWTON'S 4TH LAW OF MOTION[/B][/COLOR]

every book continues to remain dusty
 or untouched unless an internal or external exam 
applies a force on it:doh:doh

[COLOR="Lime"][B]YUMMY![/B][/COLOR]

Boy:dad
Dad:son,you should not talk while eating
Boy:sorry dad
    after dinner
Dad:yes son tell now
Boy:there was a cockroach in your dinner:D

[COLOR="Magenta"][B]FRIEND[/B][/COLOR]

sam to his friend
ever since i met you ,i learnt lot of things from you 
i dont know how?
then today i heard someone saying
"WISE PEOPLE LEARN MORE FROM FOOLS":rtfl

[COLOR="Black"][B]ROMANTIC!!![/B][/COLOR]

Husband was crying in front of TV
Wife:which serial are you watching?
Husband:our marriage CD:crying:crying

[B][COLOR="DarkOrchid"]SYMBIOTIC RELATIONS[/COLOR][/B]

Love + Ship : Titanic
Dinosar + Forest :Jurassic Park
Arnold + Gun : Terminator
U + UR Smile : The mummy returns:laugh:laugh
 
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offtopic:now we are having many members with similar usernames.for one second i thought the op was gudduthemaster!

decent jokes by the way!
 
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[B][COLOR="Red"]WORLD'S SHORTEST JOKES[/COLOR][/B]

1.two women are sitting quiet
2.girlfriend  pays the bill
need more
U R BEAUTIFUL

[B][COLOR="Lime"]WOW![/COLOR][/B]

Teacher:when i say "i am beautiful which tense is it"
Student:past tense of course

[B][COLOR="Magenta"]RESPONSIBILITY[/COLOR][/B]

while an interview,
Employer:in this job we need someone
               who is responsible
Applicant:I?m d one you want
              on my first job,every time 
              anything went wrong
they said"i was responsible"

[B][COLOR="Blue"]LOVEMATICS[/COLOR][/B]

Sir:in algebra A=B & B=C
           then       A=C
     now giverelevant example
Student:sir i love you and you
            love your daughter
           it means that i love you daughter
 
Sir:in algebra A=B & B=C
then A=C
now giverelevant example
Student:sir i love you and you
love your daughter
it means that i love you daughter
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Very good ones (many of them!). Keep them coming! The cockroach one is a popular one in India. Have heard that a lot. The "Responsibility" one cracked me up.:rtfl
 
ALL OF YOU THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS​
:hpraise :hpraise :hpraise​


Code: 
[B][COLOR="Red"]WAKE ME UP[/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR="Black"]SAM:wake me up at 4.00 am tomorrow
SERVANT:but i dont know to see the time
SAM:dont worry just wake me up
               i will see the time myself[/COLOR]:doh:doh
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"][B]OHHH!![/B][/COLOR]

JOHN SLAPS HIS FRIEND JOSHUA

JOSHUA:did u slap me seriously or u were just joking
JOHN    : SERIOUSLY
JOSHUA:ok i dont like persons being joking:D:D

[B][COLOR="Lime"]NEAREST LAND[/COLOR][/B]

Titanic was sinking
an englishman:How far is land?
             guy :2 kms

the englishman  jumps in the sea
Englishman:  now which direction?
        guy:  downwards:laugh:laugh


[B][COLOR="Cyan"]WHAT AN ANSWER!!!!![/COLOR][/B]

Teacher was teaching maths
she asked rahul a question
"if you have 10 chocolates and if you give
4 to tina,  3 to angelina,  3 to katie
what will you have?
RAHUL:three new girlfriends:doh:doh

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[COLOR="Red"][B]MOVIE[/B][/COLOR]

Husband:today is sunday and i have to 
            enjoy it
            so i bought 3 movie tickets
    WIFE:why 3?
Husband:1 for you and 2 for your parents:rtfl


[B][COLOR="Magenta"]HMMMMM...[/COLOR][/B]

Teacher was teaching grammar

Teacher:a bull and a cow is grazing
            correct the sentence
Student:a cow and a bull is grazing
Teacher:why?
Student:ladies first:doh


[B][COLOR="Lime"]BOMB[/COLOR][/B]

two persons were fixing a bomb in a car

1st person:what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing
2nd person: dont worry i have 1 more:eek:

[B][COLOR="Cyan"]MUMMY[/COLOR][/B]

two guys were looking ata mummy in a museum

1st guy:oh do you see that he has plaster all over his body
2nd guy:yes i think he must have had a terrible accident with a truck
1st guy:ya you are right
           the trucks number is also written:[COLOR="Red"]"BC 1760"[/COLOR]


[B][COLOR="Yellow"]RING[/COLOR][/B]

on a romantic day"

girlfriend:darling will you give me a ring on the day of our engagement
boyfriend:ya sure from [COLOR="Magenta"]landline[/COLOR] or from [COLOR="Magenta"]mobile[/COLOR]
:rtfl :rtfl :rtfl :rtfl

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Good ones... The "What an answer" and the "Movie" jokes were really funny.
 
guddu123 said:
ALL OF YOU THANKS FOR THE COMPLIMENTS​
:hpraise :hpraise :hpraise​


Code: 
[B][COLOR="Red"]WAKE ME UP[/COLOR][/B]

[COLOR="Black"]SAM:wake me up at 4.00 am tomorrow
SERVANT:but i dont know to see the time
SAM:dont worry just wake me up
               i will see the time myself[/COLOR]:doh:doh
[COLOR="DarkOrchid"][B]OHHH!![/B][/COLOR]

JOHN SLAPS HIS FRIEND JOSHUA

JOSHUA:did u slap me seriously or u were just joking
JOHN    : SERIOUSLY
JOSHUA:ok i dont like persons being joking:D:D

[B][COLOR="Lime"]NEAREST LAND[/COLOR][/B]

Titanic was sinking
an englishman:How far is land?
             guy :2 kms

the englishman  jumps in the sea
Englishman:  now which direction?
        guy:  downwards:laugh:laugh


[B][COLOR="Cyan"]WHAT AN ANSWER!!!!![/COLOR][/B]

Teacher was teaching maths
she asked rahul a question
"if you have 10 chocolates and if you give
4 to tina,  3 to angelina,  3 to katie
what will you have?
RAHUL:three new girlfriends:doh:doh

guddu123 added 16 Minutes and 47 Seconds later...

Code: 
[COLOR="Red"][B]MOVIE[/B][/COLOR]

Husband:today is sunday and i have to 
            enjoy it
            so i bought 3 movie tickets
    WIFE:why 3?
Husband:1 for you and 2 for your parents:rtfl


[B][COLOR="Magenta"]HMMMMM...[/COLOR][/B]

Teacher was teaching grammar

Teacher:a bull and a cow is grazing
            correct the sentence
Student:a cow and a bull is grazing
Teacher:why?
Student:ladies first:doh


[B][COLOR="Lime"]BOMB[/COLOR][/B]

two persons were fixing a bomb in a car

1st person:what would you do if the bomb explodes while fixing
2nd person: dont worry i have 1 more:eek:

[B][COLOR="Cyan"]MUMMY[/COLOR][/B]

two guys were looking ata mummy in a museum

1st guy:oh do you see that he has plaster all over his body
2nd guy:yes i think he must have had a terrible accident with a truck
1st guy:ya you are right
           the trucks number is also written:[COLOR="Red"]"BC 1760"[/COLOR]


[B][COLOR="Yellow"]RING[/COLOR][/B]

on a romantic day"

girlfriend:darling will you give me a ring on the day of our engagement
boyfriend:ya sure from [COLOR="Magenta"]landline[/COLOR] or from [COLOR="Magenta"]mobile[/COLOR]
:rtfl :rtfl :rtfl :rtfl

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really funny jokes but many of these are old jokes which i read about 2years ago
 
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