vibs89
School Cricketer
Here are a couple of sayings from the game of cricket by Navjot Singh Sidhu
For the uninitiated Navjot Singh Sidhu is a commentator for the game of cricket
* Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald
* We are all Adams children - its just the silk that makes all the difference
* It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
* He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg
* When you are dining with the demons, you've got to have a long spoon
* If "if's and buts" were "pots and pans" there would be no tinkers!
* He looks like a brooding hen over a china egg!
* All that comes from a cow is not milk
* Just because the rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup
* Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
* India looks like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
* That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
* 'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
* Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is important but what they conceal is vital.
* The wily fox is back. It's an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs.
* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
* He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
* The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
* The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
* As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
* The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
* He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
* The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
* Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
* The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala? one falls and everything else falls!
* The pitch is not conducive to spin bowling so i think Kumble is impotent.
* There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but its that of an incoming train which will run them over
For the uninitiated Navjot Singh Sidhu is a commentator for the game of cricket
* Experience is like a comb that life gives you when you are bald
* We are all Adams children - its just the silk that makes all the difference
* It is very difficult to kill a man who is hell bent on committing suicide!
* He is as innocent as a freshly laid egg
* When you are dining with the demons, you've got to have a long spoon
* If "if's and buts" were "pots and pans" there would be no tinkers!
* He looks like a brooding hen over a china egg!
* All that comes from a cow is not milk
* Just because the rose smells sweet, you do not use it in the soup
* Kenya in South Africa was like a mountain having labour pains.
* India looks like a crippled cobra whose fangs are clipped.
* Wickets are like wives - you never know which way they will turn!
* That ball went so high it could have got an air hostess down with it.
* 'Statistics are like miniskirts, they reveal more than what they hide.
* Statistics are like bikinis. What they reveal is important but what they conceal is vital.
* The wily fox is back. It's an ill omen when a fox licks its lambs.
* Sri Lankan score is running like an Indian taxi meter.
* He is like Indian three-wheeler which will suck a lot of diesel but cannot go beyond 30!
* The Indians are going to beat the Kiwis! Let me tell you, my friend, that the Kiwi is the only bird in the whole world which does not have wings!
* The gap between bat and pad is so much that I would have driven a car through it!
* As uncomfortable as a bum on a porcupine.
* The ball whizzes past like a bumble bee and the Indians are in the sea.
* The Indians are finding the gaps like a pin in a haystack.
* He is a dibbly dobbly bowler.
* The pitch is as dead as a dodo.
* Deep Dasgupta is as confused as a child in a topless bar!
* The way Indian wickets are falling reminds of the cycle stand at Rajendra Talkies in Patiala? one falls and everything else falls!
* The pitch is not conducive to spin bowling so i think Kumble is impotent.
* There is light at the end of the tunnel for India, but its that of an incoming train which will run them over
Anyway, I think this should be on the 'Humour & Jokes' forum!
