Briggsey
International Coach
Just found this on the BBC website, and I for one found it very funny! check it out for yourselves
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/4567234.stm
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/4567234.stm
Looks like my dreams have come true Briggsey!Briggsey said:Just found this on the BBC website, and I for one found it very funny! check it out for yourselves
http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/4567234.stm
There were some funny ones in there mate. Good stuff.With Shane Warne taking five wickets with successive deliveries, Hampshire clinch their first Twenty20 Cup crown on finals day at Trent Bridge.
Immigration officials in Australia are overwhelmed as the entire 59.6m population of the United Kingdom arrives to watch the Ashes series.
Bad-tempered exchanges continue in Australia with Ricky Ponting saying South Africa "can't drink more than five pints a night".
Opposite number Graeme Smith responds angrily, claiming Ponting "smells like boerwurst".
So could this:With West Indies players on strike because of their sponsorship row and Zimbabwe unable to muster a Test XI after a mass desertion of players, the series is run as a six-a-side tournament.
The International Cricket Council says it is powerless to intervene.
Already 2-0 down in the one-day series against India, England pull out of the remaining three matches and go home early, claiming a dog ate their coloured kit.
Immigration officials in Australia are overwhelmed as the entire 59.6m population of the United Kingdom arrives to watch the Ashes series.
Nevertheless, they still confiscate all Barmy Army song sheets on the grounds that everywhere they go people already know who they are and where they come from.
England's injury crisis continues upon their arrival in England when captain Michael Vaughan trips over during a net session in Nagpur and impales himself on Kevin Pietersen's newly-gelled hair.
Newly-promoted Yorkshire win their first County Championship title since 2001 but a committee-room row means no one can agree who should lift the trophy.
It is awarded to Lancashire by default.
Worst idea ever!FreddieFan said:A distinct risk to all England players.
Not a bad idea, eh, Briggsey?
Pakistan arrive in England complaining they have not had enough time to recover from their historic series first victory over India since 1987.
After a batting collapse they lose the first Test, at Lord's, by 20 runs.
England's injury crisis continues upon their arrival in England when captain Michael Vaughan trips over during a net session in Nagpur and impales himself on Kevin Pietersen's newly-gelled hair.