Predictions For Cricket in 2006

Briggsey said:
Just found this on the BBC website, and I for one found it very funny! check it out for yourselves

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/cricket/4567234.stm
Looks like my dreams have come true Briggsey! :)
With Shane Warne taking five wickets with successive deliveries, Hampshire clinch their first Twenty20 Cup crown on finals day at Trent Bridge.
There were some funny ones in there mate. Good stuff.

This just capped it off mate. ;)
Immigration officials in Australia are overwhelmed as the entire 59.6m population of the United Kingdom arrives to watch the Ashes series.
 
My personal favourite :D

Bad-tempered exchanges continue in Australia with Ricky Ponting saying South Africa "can't drink more than five pints a night".

Opposite number Graeme Smith responds angrily, claiming Ponting "smells like boerwurst".
 
This could actually be true:
With West Indies players on strike because of their sponsorship row and Zimbabwe unable to muster a Test XI after a mass desertion of players, the series is run as a six-a-side tournament.
So could this:
The International Cricket Council says it is powerless to intervene.
 
HEHE classic

Already 2-0 down in the one-day series against India, England pull out of the remaining three matches and go home early, claiming a dog ate their coloured kit.

This just capped it off mate.
Immigration officials in Australia are overwhelmed as the entire 59.6m population of the United Kingdom arrives to watch the Ashes series.

The rest of that one is hilarious.
Nevertheless, they still confiscate all Barmy Army song sheets on the grounds that everywhere they go people already know who they are and where they come from.
 
England's injury crisis continues upon their arrival in England when captain Michael Vaughan trips over during a net session in Nagpur and impales himself on Kevin Pietersen's newly-gelled hair.

A distinct risk to all England players.

Newly-promoted Yorkshire win their first County Championship title since 2001 but a committee-room row means no one can agree who should lift the trophy.

It is awarded to Lancashire by default.

Not a bad idea, eh, Briggsey?
 
Pakistan arrive in England complaining they have not had enough time to recover from their historic series first victory over India since 1987.

After a batting collapse they lose the first Test, at Lord's, by 20 runs.

Mmmm...
 
I like the one where the sun comes out and Sri Lanka manage to score over 500 or something like that.
 
England's injury crisis continues upon their arrival in England when captain Michael Vaughan trips over during a net session in Nagpur and impales himself on Kevin Pietersen's newly-gelled hair.

lol ...
 

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