The REAL Football Factories- Danny Dire

[King Pietersen]

We all love the little Cockney geezer Danny Dyer, and I am a fan of his films, and his TV show, but forget Danny Dyer, Danny Dire is far better. These videos are superb, I've been watching them this afternoon, and it's a perfect impression of Danny Dyer. The one in the video is a take on Dyer's show Real Football Factories. The episode in the clip......Sunderland.

2 quotes I'd like to highlight from that 1 clip:

"They have to cling to their heroes.....Alan Shearer, Jimmy Nail and Bergerac."
and
"This place is so nawty, people have to walk round with a cage round 'em"

I'm sure a few people will have already seen them, but they deserve some recognition on here. Brilliant stuff. The Ipswich-Norwich is hilarious.

Enjoy!

 

[Will_NA]

'Sunderland, famous for Newcastle'

 

[.Mob]

"This geezer's so hard, he beats himself up"

 

[PhilD123]

Pwopa nawty.

 

[King Pietersen]

Glad you enjoyed the video

I love these videos, I love the walk, it's just a brilliant charicature of Danny Dyer. Another few quotes worth mentioning:

"With it's wealth of ship building, The Titanic, The Bizmark and of course......Noah's Ark"
"The original ground, Roker Park, was destroyed......because it was minging"
"Cos cos, they go ducking for parrots and come up with, come up with Turkeys dunt they"

Awesome stuff. He needs to do more of these tbh.