Zorax Apologises for his absence!
Blames Amnesia for his absence in the PCFL!
Rambunctious Raiders star Forward Zorax Doom has issued a public apology for his lack of presence in the PCFL to date, citing Amnesia as a reason.
"While playing with the Downright Donkeys, I had made a deal with a group known as the Men in Orange and Black Checkered Coats (AKA: M-O-B CC). Not my smartest move. After our deal...err...'fell through', they came after me, and next thing I know it is 3 days later, I have a strange scar on my head, and I don't remember a thing!"
"And of course, all of this was right after I had signed up for the PCFL!"
After apologising, Zorax was open for questions. These included what he thought of the team, their chances in the PCFL, and how he is their 'star' forward despite not having played a game yet.
"The team is great. Foxy and Gilly are here from DD, so I know them well. Couple of good internationals too, so we are a nice team. Except for Ronaldo. He is a prat, and better sleep with one eye open. Oh, and Jaz. He's a doo-doo head. No, I haven't forgiven him yet. Apart from them, yea, it's a good squad."
"It's pretty clear I'm the star forward. How? Well, Foxy kicks like a girl, and I haven't heard of the other two. Guess that says enough."
"Our chances in the PCFL are pretty good. Although I have never played forward ever before in my life, so that should be interesting!"
The Rambunctious Raiders plan to overcome the rather unfortunate name by winning the league, and under the management of Jaz and Giggity Giggity, they look set to do that.
Blames Amnesia for his absence in the PCFL!
Rambunctious Raiders star Forward Zorax Doom has issued a public apology for his lack of presence in the PCFL to date, citing Amnesia as a reason.
"While playing with the Downright Donkeys, I had made a deal with a group known as the Men in Orange and Black Checkered Coats (AKA: M-O-B CC). Not my smartest move. After our deal...err...'fell through', they came after me, and next thing I know it is 3 days later, I have a strange scar on my head, and I don't remember a thing!"
"And of course, all of this was right after I had signed up for the PCFL!"
After apologising, Zorax was open for questions. These included what he thought of the team, their chances in the PCFL, and how he is their 'star' forward despite not having played a game yet.
"The team is great. Foxy and Gilly are here from DD, so I know them well. Couple of good internationals too, so we are a nice team. Except for Ronaldo. He is a prat, and better sleep with one eye open. Oh, and Jaz. He's a doo-doo head. No, I haven't forgiven him yet. Apart from them, yea, it's a good squad."
"It's pretty clear I'm the star forward. How? Well, Foxy kicks like a girl, and I haven't heard of the other two. Guess that says enough."
"Our chances in the PCFL are pretty good. Although I have never played forward ever before in my life, so that should be interesting!"
The Rambunctious Raiders plan to overcome the rather unfortunate name by winning the league, and under the management of Jaz and Giggity Giggity, they look set to do that.
-Reuters
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