Punter: Kiwi polish... My ball is clean. Have a look mate :laugh
Umpire: Don't show it to me. Go show it to your wife Mitchell Johnson.
Gambhir (with a filmstar like look): Look at your bald head and look at my hair !

Punter: Sorry mate. Can't afford a hair treatment. I don't even make half the money that Harsha Bhogle does
I love you man. I love you more than Glenn loves Lara's c**k
Awww... missed yours and mine mate :sarcasm
Punter: How dare you give me out? Did I not promise you a night in Mitch the other day? All of you are cheats esp that Swann, who seems to be a** h*mpin me right now :rtfl
Yummm. I love the taste. Reminds me of last night's "encounter" in her room
Nobody could believe that so much sh!t came out of one bird.
After the ball was lost for the umpteenth time Punter offered to use one of Andrew Symond's testicles but the idea was rejected by the Umpires.
The invisible penis rapist strikes again.
Great captions there
rahuldravidfan added 15 Minutes and 23 Seconds later...
Here are a few pics I came across. Caption these-
Punter: Look at my erection Mike. I did it. I'm finally getting over Mitch. :laugh
Mike: Yeahh. Now Manou, me and you can have a 3some
Mike: Let your hand go down a bit dawg.
Mitch (thinking): Me and Punter. Those were the days :sarcasm
Watson (singing with music in the background) Baby are you down down down down down... You oughta know, tonight is the night to let it go, Put on a show, i wanna see how you lose control. :rtfl
Wtf are you lookin at? I'm thinking. Yes, I think from my ass. And I'm under a lot of pressure :rtfl