OffCutters
International Coach
Bend over!!!
Did you want me to tie your shoelaces?
Bend over!!!
No. He went to private school so he was thinking of something else...
Stats are up suckers.
Well it's pretty obvious by now that in every innings 2 batsmen make between 30-80 odd and the rest struggle to get to 10 so what do we do...
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*ahem*
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Just a reminder, I have yet to get your posting records. I don't mind who counts them up, as long as they are accurate and PMed to me. There is about 9 and a half hours left to the deadline, be quick!
I'll brigthen your days up and help us forget DD's piss poor performances, with a nice blonde story about my gfSo there we are in a lecture and the lecturer mentions Beethoven (think it was his 5th symphony, the one with the really famous beginning) He then plays a clip of it to which she suddenly perks up, looks at me and goes "Oh my God Tom, he's got the same ringtone as me. Beethoven really should release the remix which I've got."
I just smiled and went "Yes, hun"
And to think she wants to be a primary school teacher. God help the future youth of Britain![]()