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An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor to give a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow." The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar...

Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing. Son: But mom, I was sitting on daddy's lap. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Teacher: u know the importance...

FBI: Why criminals leave their fingerprint after their work? Sardar: Sir,I Think,they are un-educated,if they were educated,they would leave their signature for you.. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Sardar attended bio practical exam. Examiner...

Embarrasing A shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks tentatively. "Would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs...

yeah GO GO GO! :D

http://content-pak.cricinfo.com/pakistan/content/story/288141.html

http://www.thenews.com.pk/daily_detail.asp?id=49120

http://www.smh.com.au/news/cricket/imran-offers-to-step-in/2007/03/20/1174153034383.html

R.I.P Bob Woolmer :( Heard that Inzi announced his Retirement from ODI's saw it on Geo News

http://content-pak.cricinfo.com/countycricket/content/story/281050.html

Great performance by Legends ;)

Scorpion Rulezz 97 (154b 20X4) lbw b. Rickyp unlucky me :(

http://cricket.indiatimes.com/articleshow/1379727.cms

Women are complex creatures?.. If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman If you don?t, you are not a man If you praise her, she thinks you are lying If you don?t, you are good for nothing If you agree to all her likes, you are a wimp If you don?t, you are not understanding If you visit...

Awesome ;) surely a good win for us :)