Aren't Conspiracy Theories Fun? :)

[embi]

Hehe this ones a little more customizable, but it only really works the first time
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

Alternatively, check out any of these: http://www.google.com/search?q=conspiracy+theory+generator

 

[andrew_nixon]

Hehe this ones a little more customizable, but it only really works the first time
http://www.cjnetworks.com/~cubsfan/conspiracy.html

I just put a few random things in and it came up with this:

In order to understand how bad England are at winning a test match you need to realize that everything is controlled by a group of selectors made up of a few Englishmen with help from Duncan Fletcher.The conspiracy first started during the 1999 Cricket World Cup in England. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including England losing the Ashes.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by their constant refusal to accept how bad Ashley Giles is.

They want to drop Monty Panesar and imprison resisters in Lord's using big fat salaries.

In order to prepare for this, we all must campaign for Ashley Giles never to wear an England shirt again. Since the media is controlled by The ECB we should get our information from Planet Cricket.

 

[puddleduck]

That doesn't look much like a conspiracy theory to me Andrew

 

[embi]

Yeah, I was going to say, doesn't look too much of a conspiracy to me! Any other funny ones members have come up with?

 

[andrew_nixon]

I figured out what it generates and just put in the right variables... it's too simple.

 

[Mr. Kurns]

What They Don't Want You to Know
In order to understand Children you need to realize that everything is controlled by a Wacko Jacko made up of Rejects with help from Al-Quada.
The conspiracy first started during 2001 Twin Towers in london. They have been responsible for many events throughout history, including Ash Wednesday.

Today, members of the conspiracy are everywhere. They can be identified by Chewing with an open mouth.

They want to murder James and imprison resisters in Sewers using Vehicles.

In order to prepare for this, we all must run away. Since the media is controlled by Kevs we should get our information from a dog.

 

[embi]

I figured out what it generates and just put in the right variables... it's too simple.

Thats why I said it only really works the first time

And nice one tobes, a little too wacky for me to believe