evertonfan
Chairman of Selectors
The whole world of Cricsim has been shocked today by the revelation that legendary Soakers captain/manager evertonfan has stepped down from his role and joined the sailing PC Crusaders ship in a captain/managerial role.
It is rumored that evertonfan was unhappy with being called "twat with bad hair" by a Soakers teammate who he wants to keep anonymous.
"I take great pride in my hair and being a non-twat, so to receive a double-barreled insult likes that really grinds my gears."
"I thouroughly enjoyed my successful spell as Soakers' skipper/gaffer and I along with sohummisra have taken them to new heights. You might argue that i've taken a huge step back in my illustrious career by joining the Crusaders, but I relish the challenge of taking a team from rock bottom to genuine title contenders. Watch this space bitches."
After that, evertonfan styled his hair, drank his Jack Daniels and finished the interview by saying;
"And oh yeah, Cricket Crusaders is a gay name. I'll be grabbing this team by the scrotum and shaking things up a bit. I want to a build a fierce reputation and I can't do it with a silly name like that. It will be changed in the near future."
Evertonfan also mentioned a few potential transfer targets that he was looking to poach from other teams and also from the upcoming draft.
"I really want Ben from the Bitters. I doubt he would want to leave such a great club, but he's probably the best opening batsman there is in the competition. I'd also like to see if ZoraxDoom could be persuaded to come my way. I have the money...."
"As far as the draft goes, there were certain transfer targets that i had in mind whilst I was at the Soakers, and these have not changed."
It is rumored that evertonfan was unhappy with being called "twat with bad hair" by a Soakers teammate who he wants to keep anonymous.
"I take great pride in my hair and being a non-twat, so to receive a double-barreled insult likes that really grinds my gears."
"I thouroughly enjoyed my successful spell as Soakers' skipper/gaffer and I along with sohummisra have taken them to new heights. You might argue that i've taken a huge step back in my illustrious career by joining the Crusaders, but I relish the challenge of taking a team from rock bottom to genuine title contenders. Watch this space bitches."
After that, evertonfan styled his hair, drank his Jack Daniels and finished the interview by saying;
"And oh yeah, Cricket Crusaders is a gay name. I'll be grabbing this team by the scrotum and shaking things up a bit. I want to a build a fierce reputation and I can't do it with a silly name like that. It will be changed in the near future."
Evertonfan also mentioned a few potential transfer targets that he was looking to poach from other teams and also from the upcoming draft.
"I really want Ben from the Bitters. I doubt he would want to leave such a great club, but he's probably the best opening batsman there is in the competition. I'd also like to see if ZoraxDoom could be persuaded to come my way. I have the money...."
"As far as the draft goes, there were certain transfer targets that i had in mind whilst I was at the Soakers, and these have not changed."
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