Cricket Jokes

[mehkar]

Hi I m making this thread for cricket jokes
Here is The Ist joke named as "RaMiz And Inzi"
Hope u Like it!

Inzy: Bismilla-e-rehman-e-rahim. Thank you allah.ya the indian batsman
is play very good today. we is try very hard but is not win the game.

Rameez: Any words for Dhoni?
Inzy: Ya dhoni is play very well. He is hit his shot very hard in our
gaps. In start, we is protect our gaps very well. the grass is also
thick.. but dhoni is split our gaps with his bat.

Rameez : Another ordinary bowling performance?
Inzy: Ya our balls is loose. the bowler is went for many run. Asif is
bowled well. Also, after some shots the ball is out of shape. umpire is
not give another ball.. it is tough to play with one ball

Rameez: Dropped catches.. did that prove costly?
Inzy: ya the ball is not stick to our hands. we is practice a lot
sticking our bat in our hands.. but now we is more practice sticking
balls in our hands.

Rameez: Any plans for the next match?
Inzy: ya India is on top but we is try to bounce on our back. Insha
allah we is play better.

Rameez: All the best Inzy
Inzy: Thank is you

LOL Cheers

 

[saferider4969]

good one mate
post some more

 

[avk2love]

wrong place mate
u should hav put it in Humour & Jokes section
the modds will do it

 

[The Spin]

I think this has already been posted somewhere round here

Still funny though

 

[banana man]

great jokes

 

[Abhas]

awesome stuff, keep it up...keep posting new jokes

 

[mehkar]

good one mate
post some more

Thankx Mate Soon Ill post more

Thankx all of u

The One more
Did you know that our umpire always checks that the bails are the correct weight?
He takes them to the bail-weigh station.....

Please reply I f u like these jokes
In a village match, the local squire was at the crease. He missed the first ball of the day which clipped the off stump and the bail fell to the ground. Picking it up he looked pointedly at the umpire. "Windy today, isn't it?" he asked."Aye, Squire," came the answer, "but I'm not, and you're out."

 

[duffarama]

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