Cricket Rules Changed!!!

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shery_rsa

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well new rules re only applicable for australia!!!


THEY ARE AS FOLLOWS(applicable only for Australia)


1=>Player will not talk while playing or else they will be held under section 3.12-RACISM

2=>If the batsman swings his bat but fails to hit the ball, he is out.

3=>Even if bowled, no australian player will be given out.

4=>All decisions will be first consulted to Ricky Ponting and then declared.

5=>The umpires will be Mark Benson and Steve Bucknor.....cannot change even if they complete 100 years-Bucknor has the best eyes.

6=>Some Aussie player will have to complete a hundred in their first innings or else the game will not proceed.

7=>Harbhajan cannot take Ponting's wicket of the first ball.

8=>Ricky Ponting ? (THE TRULY GENUINE CRICKETER OF THE CRICKET ERA AND WHOSE INTEGRITY SHOULD NOT BE DOUBTED) should be considered as the FOURTH UMPIRE. As per the new rules, FOURTH UMPIRE decision is final and will over ride any decisions taken by any other umpires. ON-FIELD umpires can seek the assistance of RICKY PONTING even if he is not on the field. This rule is to be made, so that every team should understand the importance of the FOURTH UMPIRE.

8=>While AUSTRALIAN TEAM is bowling, If the ball flies anywhere close to the AUSTRALIAN FIELDER(WITHIN 5 meter distance), the batsman is to be considered OUT irrelevant of whether the catch was taken cleanly or grassed. Any decision for further clarification should be taken from the FOURTH UMPIRE. This is made to ensure that the cricket is played with SPORTIVE SPIRIT by all the teams.

9=>While BATTING, AUSTRALIAN players will wait for the ON-FIELD UMPIRE decisions only (even if the catch goes to the FIFTH SLIP as the ball might not have touched the bat). Each AUSTRALIAN batsman has to be out FOUR TIMES (minimum) before he can return to the pavilion. In case of THE CRICKETER WITH INTEGRITY, this can be higher.
 
Not funny in the slightest.
 
If you got nothing useful to say don't say anything at all.
 
Mwhua Mwhua Mwhua Mwhua Mwhua Mwhua ....

Another crybaby everybody because India can't beat Australia:p
 
Yeah, I took it light heartedly and found it quite funny. You don't have to agree with it to laugh.
 
Notice how all the Indian supporters think it's funny and want us to take it like a joke. But it's not funny one single bit, actually.
 
this should be closed

im mutual as im english
but this is out of order
have a whinge somewhere else
 
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