Cricket Sledging

[Leggie]

What are your favourite cricket sledges?

Today in a match, we had:

"This guy has more blocks than Legoland" - Because the rate neede was high and he kept blocking

"This guy has more dots than a side full of ellipsis" - Pretty crap IMO

Also whilst a batsmen was taking guard, he asked for middle. So the wicketkeeper shouts: "He wants middle guys, lets help him find it...."

Class.

What are yours?

 

[shefellover93]

Hey bada, hey bada.... SWING bada bada!

 

[Sureshot]

As said for the other thread, we have loads on these. Please search guys.