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Cricket as explained to a forigner:
You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .

Sometimes you get men still in and not out .

When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !

HOWZAT !!!!!



An American went to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the team came out and the batsmen score 4 runs of 6 balls. Then the umpire called "over". "well" he said getting up, "its a nice game-but its too short"

NEw book releases

1. How to lose a winning match - Md.Azharuddin
2. Why not bowling - Nayan Mongia
3. Feilding tips - Anil Kumble
4. Bowling at slog - J.srinath
5. Not in Mood - Ajit Agarkar
6. Batting in style - Venkatesh Prasad
7. Old is gold - Robin Singh
8. One night Stands - 280 to 28 in Five matchs - VVS. Laxman


Exams are like a cricket match
Examination Hall is the field
Teacher is the Umpire
Question Paper is the Opposite team
Answer sheet is the pitch
Correct Answers are the Runs
No. Of Questions is the Target
Pen is the Bat
Wrong answer is Out
Time out is NoBall
Subbmitting answer sheet is the result of the match

A father rang the hospital to see how his expectant wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer,"We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."
 
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borncricketer said:
Cricket as explained to a forigner:
You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .

Sometimes you get men still in and not out .

When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !

HOWZAT !!!!!

An American went to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the team came out and the batsmen score 4 runs of 6 balls. Then the umpire called "over". "well" he said getting up, "its a nice game-but its too short"

A Father rang the hospital to see how his expectant wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer,"We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."


lol
 
Nithish Victor said:
very funny man.How much time did u spend to make them ????
He didn't make up all of them. iu have seen most of them online already....
 
ya true i didnt make them - some i heard from friend and some i saw on the internet
 
borncricketer said:
Cricket as explained to a forigner:
You have two sides one out in the field and one in .
Each man that's in the side that's in goes out and when he's out he comes in and the next man goes in until he's out .

When they are all out the side that's out comes in and the side that's been in goes out and tries to get those coming in out .

Sometimes you get men still in and not out .

When both sides have been in and out including the not outs , THAT'S THE END OF THE GAME !

HOWZAT !!!!!



An American went to a cricket match while he was in England. He watched with pleasure as the team came out and the batsmen score 4 runs of 6 balls. Then the umpire called "over". "well" he said getting up, "its a nice game-but its too short"

NEw book releases

1. How to lose a winning match - Md.Azharuddin
2. Why not bowling - Nayan Mongia
3. Feilding tips - Anil Kumble
4. Bowling at slog - J.srinath
5. Not in Mood - Ajit Agarkar
6. Batting in style - Venkatesh Prasad
7. Old is gold - Robin Singh
8. One night Stands - 280 to 28 in Five matchs - VVS. Laxman


Exams are like a cricket match
Examination Hall is the field
Teacher is the Umpire
Question Paper is the Opposite team
Answer sheet is the pitch
Correct Answers are the Runs
No. Of Questions is the Target
Pen is the Bat
Wrong answer is Out
Time out is NoBall
Subbmitting answer sheet is the result of the match

A father rang the hospital to see how his expectant wife was getting on. By mistake he was connected to the Lord's cricket ground. "How's it going?" he asked. "Fine," came the answer,"We've got three out and hope to have the rest out before lunch. The last one was a duck."
lol really good mate .
 
Hehe, all good although I have seen the first one up on walls everywhere! Post some more if you can
 

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