Cowburn199
International Coach
:laugh nice joke. And India Rock shut up do you take the time to do what shevchenko does? Nope didn't think so. So Shevchenko got any more ?
Enter the Room of Doc Johan vd Walt
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Shevchenko
Club Cricketer
still on it mate, quite busy atm! but new ones will be posted!
Cowburn199
International Coach
Hoorah 
..have a cookie 
..have a cookie
Cowburn199
International Coach
Still busy ?
Shevchenko
Club Cricketer
Good evening and welcome back to my show I work hear as a security guard for planetcricket, I was fired becuase I inscripted the wrong medicine
Today im taking a close look at films, todays show are about "flakkerende flicks" my firts film it were a disaster, it had nice pictures on the front cover and were nice its name was SWAT, at first when I saw it I thought it had to with Rudolf Streauli and Camp staaldraad (SWAT= Springboks what are training) it really did not live up to its reputation for me!!!!!!!!
My second it are about the passion of the Christ, nice flick, based on a book, I havent read the book yet, and finally my last movie was like a conandrum, " a mirror has two faces" like I said the first time my glasses it are clean no more asshole standing on it! this movie was so confusing it was like Shaun Pollock trying to work out the Duck-worth lewis method!, really confusing, it was played by Barbera Streisands and John someone I forget, now this romentical comedy it werent funny at all, it became terty minutes and than terty become sexty minutes, and when it hit nenty minutes, the John guy told Streisands she are beautiful and I laughed so hard, because it must take two mirrors to see that she are beautiful. If you missed it the first time, do yourself a favour and miss it again
Thats all from me and remember "stars spreading the news"
Johan vd Walt
Today im taking a close look at films, todays show are about "flakkerende flicks" my firts film it were a disaster, it had nice pictures on the front cover and were nice its name was SWAT, at first when I saw it I thought it had to with Rudolf Streauli and Camp staaldraad (SWAT= Springboks what are training) it really did not live up to its reputation for me!!!!!!!!
My second it are about the passion of the Christ, nice flick, based on a book, I havent read the book yet, and finally my last movie was like a conandrum, " a mirror has two faces" like I said the first time my glasses it are clean no more asshole standing on it! this movie was so confusing it was like Shaun Pollock trying to work out the Duck-worth lewis method!, really confusing, it was played by Barbera Streisands and John someone I forget, now this romentical comedy it werent funny at all, it became terty minutes and than terty become sexty minutes, and when it hit nenty minutes, the John guy told Streisands she are beautiful and I laughed so hard, because it must take two mirrors to see that she are beautiful. If you missed it the first time, do yourself a favour and miss it again
Thats all from me and remember "stars spreading the news"
Johan vd Walt
Cowburn199
International Coach
:laugh nice one. SWAT= Springboks what are training HAHAShevchenko said:
JamesyJames3
International Coach
good work matey
Looking forward too much more in the future
Looking forward too much more in the future
Shevchenko
Club Cricketer
thanx mates
Shevchenko
Club Cricketer
I return
Ah it is great to be back in this studio they be calling Planet Cricket, I am back because Shevchenko asked me to return yah I actually I went nowhere but I went somewhere, probaly too many drinks...
In my off time I became a member of the American Caddy foundation, and with that I always had a steady eye out for players, who are playing and the best way to play golf is to strike when the irons hot, not only are I a good caddy but my mom packs us a nice lunch for half-ways, cause you know it's quite expensive nowadays eating at clubs, and then for those pro's out there instead of using the sandwedge try using the 3-wood, hit it about three inches before the ball and it will pop up on the green believes me, and if you want more distance of the tee try using a putter...
I had quite a difficult getting in to this studio cause people are always on here, but the traffic was a real jam...Oh my greatness...oh no Jirre I thought I had hit a penguin but it were actually a nun, but my car are so small in I sit in it I can actually open the boot, and it are so fast when I hit the pedal to the metal I actually do 0-100 in 14.....days, I raced in the Grand Prix once, very nice expierence, the race started in 2004 and ended in late June 2006 but enough of that I'm sure you people are not interested in hearing about my life's stories, talking about Penguins, I ran a community service called Friend of the Penguin, in short PenPal, peoples are always telling me how Penguin are monogamous species but it are not! let me explain, cause they all bloody look the same for instance Percy Penguin is standing on the shorebreak and he is looking out to what is this sexy Patricia Penguin but actually it's Pam Penguin so he then shags Pam Penguins thinking it's Patricia Penguin, they are engaging on alduterous relationships so we at Penpal are now educating the Penguins on video footage done by Paris Hiltons....
Anyways thank you, thank you very much for my time it were a pleasure
Ah it is great to be back in this studio they be calling Planet Cricket, I am back because Shevchenko asked me to return yah I actually I went nowhere but I went somewhere, probaly too many drinks...
In my off time I became a member of the American Caddy foundation, and with that I always had a steady eye out for players, who are playing and the best way to play golf is to strike when the irons hot, not only are I a good caddy but my mom packs us a nice lunch for half-ways, cause you know it's quite expensive nowadays eating at clubs, and then for those pro's out there instead of using the sandwedge try using the 3-wood, hit it about three inches before the ball and it will pop up on the green believes me, and if you want more distance of the tee try using a putter...
I had quite a difficult getting in to this studio cause people are always on here, but the traffic was a real jam...Oh my greatness...oh no Jirre I thought I had hit a penguin but it were actually a nun, but my car are so small in I sit in it I can actually open the boot, and it are so fast when I hit the pedal to the metal I actually do 0-100 in 14.....days, I raced in the Grand Prix once, very nice expierence, the race started in 2004 and ended in late June 2006 but enough of that I'm sure you people are not interested in hearing about my life's stories, talking about Penguins, I ran a community service called Friend of the Penguin, in short PenPal, peoples are always telling me how Penguin are monogamous species but it are not! let me explain, cause they all bloody look the same for instance Percy Penguin is standing on the shorebreak and he is looking out to what is this sexy Patricia Penguin but actually it's Pam Penguin so he then shags Pam Penguins thinking it's Patricia Penguin, they are engaging on alduterous relationships so we at Penpal are now educating the Penguins on video footage done by Paris Hiltons....
Anyways thank you, thank you very much for my time it were a pleasure
Nice to see of you.
Today i will be the (un)honored guest of the great show called "Shevchenko Johan vd Walt. Show."-the funniest show ever on Planetcricket.
..oh!i obviously got your Jokes accent for a while.
I only wanted to say to the great comedian....:
Welcome back!
Today i will be the (un)honored guest of the great show called "Shevchenko Johan vd Walt. Show."-the funniest show ever on Planetcricket.
..oh!i obviously got your Jokes accent for a while.
I only wanted to say to the great comedian....:
Welcome back!
Shevchenko
Club Cricketer
haha right you are partner! btw loved your facts thingy
