Funny Town/Village Names.

shan111

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Searching the internet I've found quite a number of funny town names. This ofcourse does not neccesarily talks about the peoples nature there.;)
Hope you guys enjoy it.

A
Acock?s Green (Worcestershire, UK)
Active (Alabama, USA)
Agay (France) :laugh
Aha (Germany)
Air (Aberdeenshire, UK)
Alderbeer (Cornwall, UK)
Ale and Cakes (a copper mine 1884, Cornwall, UK)
Alewife (Boston, MA, USA)
Amble by the Sea (Northumberland, UK)
Ardgay (Ross & Cromarty, UK)
Armed Knight (Cornwall, UK). Rock off Lands End, what did Merlin do to Sir Lancelot.
Arnybogs (Aberdeenshire, Scotland)
Allanstank (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) too much haggis I think
Appletreewick (North Yorkshire, UK)
Arsoli (Lazio, Italy)
Assawoman (VA, USA) :laugh
Assloss (Ayrshire, Scotland)
Au (Germany)
Auchtertool (Fife, Scotland)
 

Kev

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Bitche
Pussay
Condom
Anus

All in France.
 

Leggie

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Searching the internet I've found quite a number of funny town names. This ofcourse does not neccesarily talks about the peoples nature there.;)
Hope you guys enjoy it.

A
Acock’s Green (Worcestershire, UK)

I live there/here! Everyone takes the paperclip out of where I live when I say it. BTW its in Warwickshire not Worcesershire ;)
 

shan111

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Names starting with "B: :)
Babes Well (Durham, UK)
Babys (Cornwall, UK) * from an 1884 survey
Backside (Banffshire, Scotland)
Bachelors Bump (Essex, UK)

Bake (Cornwall, UK)
Bakers End (Hertfordshire, UK)... Really? Gotta ask Tom.
Bald Knob (Arkansas, US)
Ballownie (Angus, UK)

Ballplay (Tennessee, US)
Balls Creek (NSW, Australia)
Balls Falls (Twentymile Creek, Ontario, Canada)
Balls Mills (Pennsylvania, US)
Ballsbridge (Dublin, Ireland)
Bangers Whistle (Cornwall, UK) hamlet, 1884 survey
Bare (Morecambe, Lancashire, UK)
Bare Down, Yonder(Cornwall, UK)
Bareleg Hill (Staffordshire, UK)
Barefolds (Aberneenshire, Scotland)
Bargain (Cornwall, UK) 1841 survey
Barking (Essex) .... barking mad, a hunting dog that barked at a tree for no reason now taken to mean anybody who has strange or different ideas that mans barking
B*****D (Norway)
Batman (S.E. Turkey)
Beaver (Pennsylvania, US)
Beaver Dam (Wisconsin, US)
Beaver Head (Idaho, USA)
Bedlam Bottom (Hampshire, UK)
Beer (Devon, UK)
Beggars Bush (Sussex) passed her prime
Belchertown (Massachusetts, US)
Bell End near Lickey End (Wales, UK)
Bellyside Hill (Northumberland, UK)
Bender's Landing (Texas, US)
Big Beaver (Saskatchewan, Canada) *
Big Bogue Homo Creek. (Mississippi, US)
Big Bone Lick (Kentucky, US)
Big Knob (Kentucky, USA)
Big Ugly (West Virginia, US)
Bigbee (Alabama, USA) *
Bird-In-The-Hand, near Blue Ball & Intercourse (Pennsylvania, USA)
Birdlip (Gloucestershire, UK)
Bishops Itchington (Staffs, UK) :rtfl
Bishops Norton (Glouctershire, UK) ..clergy on a motorbike?
Bitter End (Tennessee, US).... Thats sad.
Black Braes (Northumberland, UK) ... ahem...
Black Charlie's Opening (Australia)
Blackdikes (Angus
Blairduff (Aberdeenshire, Scotland) .. social comment?
Blankets (Aberdeenshire, Scotland)
Bliss Gate (Worcestershire, UK) heavens door?
Bloodman's Corner (Suffolk, UK) .. pretty scary.
Bloody Bridge (County Down, Ireland) .. why it is so?
Bloody Bush (Northumberland. UK)... Is there one in the USA?
Bloody Dick (Montana, USA).. Go to doctor then.
Bloody Springs (Alabama, USA) .. very very scary.


Blue Ball (Pennsylvania, USA)
Bobo (Alabama, USA)
Bobbin Head (Australia)
Boggy Bottom (Abbots Langley, Herts, UK)
Bone (Cornwall, UK)
Bone's Knob (Queensland, Australia)
Boneyard (Arizona, US) ..why there's so many scary places?
Bong Bong (NSW, Australia)
Booker T City (Alabama, USA) ..he must be proud....
Bootlegger Crossing (Arizona, US) *
Booze Moor (Nth. Moor, UK) *
Boring (Oregan, US.. it's near Clackamas) * The people there also?
Bottom Boat (West Yorkshire, UK)
Brainjohn (Aberdeenshire, Scotland)
Braintree (Boston, MA, USA) ..must be some nerdy people there...
Brest (France) .. Frenchs are sexy.:happy:happy
Broadbottom (Cheshire, UK) .. Someone close to sidebottom?
Broken Bridge (Co Limerick)..Go repair it then.
Brokenwind (Aberdeenshire, Scotland, UK).. How can it be?
Brownspit (Cornwall, UK) ...chewing tobacco?
Buck Snort (TN. USA)
Buckshott (Durham, UK)
Bud (West Virginia, US)
Buger (Majorca, Spain)
Bullock (GA, USA)
Bullyhole Bottom (Monmouthshire, Wales, UK)
Bummers Hill (bowl barrow, Hertfordshire)
Bunyan (nr Canberra, Australia)
Burnfoot (County Donegal, Ireland)
Burnt Corn (Alabama, USA) ... In India it's a delicios vilage snack.
Burnt Houses (Co. Durham, UK)
Burnt Oak (Sussex, UK)
Burnt Tree (Staffordshire, UK)
Burnt Tom (Northumberland, UK) .. What?! OMG?!!:eek:
Butt of Lewis (Hebrides, Scotland, UK) .. dont make it a butt of joke.
Butty Moss (area near Macclesfild, UK)

Bitche (France). Thanks to Kev.
Hope you guys enjoy it.:)
 
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Niv

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Australia has Dick Nob and ****** Hill.

I'm sure theres plenty more, but I cba looking them up ;)

Keep up the good work Shan!
 

fisch

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I can't believe no-one has mentioned the small Austrian town of 'F**king'!
 

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