George W Bush

[ritwikgames]

Running for Office

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning when he tripped, fell over a bridge railing and landed in the creek below.
Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, three kids who were fishing, pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I sure would like to go to Disneyland." George said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One."

The second kid said, "I really need a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's." George said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built-in TV and stereo headset!!" George Bush is a little perplexed by this and says, "But you don't look like you are injured."

The kid says, "I will be after my dad finds out I saved your ass from drowning!"

 

[radaga]

lol : Ritwik your jokes are good

 

[Rangeela]

very funny...nice ritwik

 

[Master Morgoth]

:osama: :moshin:

 

[Auwais BARTHEZ]

Nice joke Ritwik and strange picture Samar. :blink:

 

[killa_stiky2002]

It seems Osama's mother took a trip to Texas and ****ed Former Pres. Bush (GW Bush's father)

 

[Master Morgoth]

Dubya..

 

[newzolt]

George Bush goes to a primary school to give a speech.

After his talk he offers question time.

One little boy puts up his hand and George asks him what his name is?
"Bob".
"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
And third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess.

When they resume George says, "OK, where were we?
Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand . George points him out and asks him
what his name is?

Steve"
"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions.
First, Why did the USA invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, Why are you President when Kerry got more votes?
Third, What happened to Osama Bin Laden?
Fourth, Why did the recess bell go 20 minutes early?!
And fifth, Where is "Bob"? !!

 

[Bala]

Newzolt! You have become an expert thread digger!

 

[viral1991]

That was brilliant!

 

[blackleopard92]

Newzolt! You have become an expert thread digger!

yeah.

Nice one of courese

 

[moza1]

Great jokes Ritwik and Newzolt.