Australia would be the captain of the first XI. He doesn't talk a lot, but he walks around like he owns the place, and all his friends tell you how awesome he is; but if you're not his friend, you really just think he's a prick.
Bangladesh would be the kid everyone invited to their poker games because they knew he wouldn't win.
England would be the kid that drives his new girlfriend crazy because all he talks about is his old girlfriend.
India would be the girl that you've known since kindergarten, but you never paid attention to until last year, when you realized how hot she'd gotten.
New Zealand would be the kid who had his heartbroken four times in elementary school and hasn't gotten back in the social scene since.
Pakistan would be the kid you thought could be cool, if only he didn't fart so much.
South Africa would be the kid that talks a big game even though he's never accomplished anything.
Sri Lanka would be the kid that always did just enough work to make the Honor Roll.
West Indies would be the kid that used to seem really smart but now can't seem to pass a class
Zimbabwe would be the kid you made fun of because he never showered. He moved away and you were happy because you didn't have to smell him anymore, but then he came back and smelled even worse than before.
Bangladesh would be the kid everyone invited to their poker games because they knew he wouldn't win.
England would be the kid that drives his new girlfriend crazy because all he talks about is his old girlfriend.
India would be the girl that you've known since kindergarten, but you never paid attention to until last year, when you realized how hot she'd gotten.
New Zealand would be the kid who had his heartbroken four times in elementary school and hasn't gotten back in the social scene since.
Pakistan would be the kid you thought could be cool, if only he didn't fart so much.
South Africa would be the kid that talks a big game even though he's never accomplished anything.
Sri Lanka would be the kid that always did just enough work to make the Honor Roll.
West Indies would be the kid that used to seem really smart but now can't seem to pass a class
Zimbabwe would be the kid you made fun of because he never showered. He moved away and you were happy because you didn't have to smell him anymore, but then he came back and smelled even worse than before.
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