Injured Bitter a likely starter

[brad352]

R. SWIPE, Neutral Press

Reports from Melbourne Bitters medical staff suggest that injured star brad352 may be back earlier than anticipated from the shocking injuries suffered several days ago from an errant duffarama delivery. In a press conference today team physio Keith Dudemeister* stated that "neither the astonishingly good looks or immense talent Brad possesses are likely to suffer as a result of this incident, as he is recovering swiftly and without complication."

Medical staff refused to comment on rumours that battler duffarama has been carrying an injury that has resulted in his poor performances. A source close to the team however dismissed the report, commenting that the much maligned all rounder had been bowling in a similar fashion for several years.

Brad was unavailable for comment on either matter, believed to be entertaining several guests at his Perth mansion from which he flies a personal jet each week to play for the Melbourne-based Bitters. He appeared to be in good spirits, strengthening his case for a possibly swift return to the powerful Bitters lineup which he lead to last season's first class cup.

* Scrubs reference

 

[rickyp]

i love scrubs, great show, keith makes me laugh

 

[duffarama]

It was a good read Brad. At least I can blame an injury on my poor performances now.
R.Swipe knows all the ins and outs I guess.

 

[rickyp]

neither the astonishingly good looks or immense talent Brad possesses

We are talking about the same brad here arent we? i think our physio is working on a dif brad!!! damn him!

 

[tassietiger]

Might need to recruit R. Swipe to the Donkeys - considering the crap that we've been giving out lately

 

[duffarama]

Might need to recruit R. Swipe to the Donkeys - considering the crap that we've been giving out lately

Now that was funny!

I think we should give you our team chef "Barb E'Kew" instead!

 

[smssia0112]

In a press conference today team physio Keith Dudemeister* stated that "neither the astonishingly good looks or immense talent Brad possesses are likely to suffer as a result of this incident, as he is recovering swiftly and without complication."

Keith Dudemeister in his other job:

 

[tassietiger]

Now that was funny!

I think we should give you our team chef "Barb E'Kew" instead!

We'll stick with our chef Mr. Ronald McDonald thankyou very much.

Even good for our anorexic players who don't like food very much (e.g. Cheeze), because they have the fantastic Deli Choices menu. Also the team mascot donkeys can eat out of the straw dispenser.

 

[GrayNicolls]

We'll stick with our chef Mr. Ronald McDonald thankyou very much.

Even good for our anorexic players who don't like food very much (e.g. Cheeze), because they have the fantastic Deli Choices menu. Also the team mascot donkeys can eat out of the straw dispenser.

I'm starting to love the downright donkeys even more! I love McDonalds! That's why I am so critically overweight!