Sohum likes to point it out when we have perhaps misinterpreted a word (deliberately), so maybe I should too. Obviously, he didn't say he was going to make 5, he said he was going to take 5, which refers to taking 5 wickets - it doesn't make sense if you took 5 runs... unless you were a fast runner.
Just thought I would obviously point that out, if you're going to give this comment stick why don't you talk to Sohum first, because he did exactly nothing different than this.