Ryo said:Hello people and welcome to Round one of this amazing Championship! Todays fixtures are as follows:
Japanese kid said:What a scandavinating match to start off the series! The Superstars pulled it off in the end, with a victory which sound strong, but trust me people, that was a close game! Mclm and Mrgan pulling it off strongly for the Superstars. AB got them off to a rather unimpressive start, getting out on his 5th ball, as did Hedger and Kallis who were bowled by the machine. Ab took an impressive swing at a 200km ball, going directly at the stumps... had no chance. Hedger took an unimpressive swing at an extremely slower ball going at 2k's... no chance once again. Our bowling machine is able to perform the most unexpected so batsman MUST be prepared!
Nippon were going nicely until Suzuki ran out of petrol on his 3rd ball, Honda just wasn't fast enough... Nissan unsurprisingly failed to impress, facing just 4 balls before attempting to block a ball which spun 4 metres! Mitsubishi had a failing diesel generator and was bowled after 6 balls by an exact replica of the ball Harbhajan Singh bowled to Blewett on his forst match, hitting middle stump! Subaru gave the Superstars a fright however they were no match
Devil Jin said:So
that was
a close
match
Sehwag got owned by the machine on his second ball, it hit him on his chest at 200k's, and he lives to tell the tale! Not much of the team did anything.... Raina tried but didn't too far, and in the end it didn't even matter.
Giants were boring, made 60% of the audience leave until Yokoi came in and 30% of the 60% that left came back to watch him. But then 10 % of that 30% left however when Nohara came in, 75% of that 10% came back to watch him BUT when he reached 25 and the game was won for the Giants, 45% of that 75% left... how many remained?
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Ryo said:Thank god I learnt Pikachiush! What he said was that New Zealand had a fairly easy victory. The machine went rather harsh on the Lyons until A Loots Bosmn decided that he had had enough and smashed the crap out of it!
The Machine, for some reason, went easy on (the) Hoare and she was able to make some runs followed by Hunt made the machine think he was Hoare and so got the same treatment, allowing him to make some easy runs. The Kiwis had an easy run from there and did not fail to disappoint
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