Knock knock jokes

[duffarama]

Some knock knock jokes for you to laugh upon:

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Police.
Police who?
Police let us in; it's cold out here.

Knock Knock!
Doris.
Doris, who?
Doris locked, that's why I had to knock!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
I love.
I love who?
I don't know, you tell me!

Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Norma Lee.
Norma Lee who?
Normalee I don't go around knocking on doors, but do you want to buy a set of encyclopedias?

Please send in your own knock knock jokes.
From Duffarama

 

[Mr. koala]

good to see that you got the admin job you have been after for so long mate, keep up the good work

 

[duffarama]

Thanks mate,
I really appreciate your comments Mr.Koala.

More knock knock jokes for your entertainment:

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it's cold out here.

Knock, knock Who's there?
Kent
Kent who?
Kent you tell by my voice?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Jess
Jess who?
Jess me and my shadow

knock knock.
who's there?
Atch.
Atch who?
Sorry, I didn`t know you had a cold.

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Isabel.
Isabel who?
Isabel working? I had to knock.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Amos
Amos who?
A mosquito

Knock knock
Who's there?
Anudder
Anudder who?
Anudder mosquito.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Utah.
Utah who?
U tal-king to me?

Knock, knock
Who's there?
Who.
Who who?
Are you an owl?

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Goat
Goat Who?
Goat to the door and find out.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yahoo!
Yahoo who?
Yahoo Mountain Dew!

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Carl.
Carl who?
Car'l get you there faster than a bike.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Tiss.
Tiss who?
Tiss who is good for blowing your nose.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe, who?
Canoe come over and play?
Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Yodel-lay-he.
Yodel-lay-he-who?
I didn't know you could yodel.

Knock, Knock
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sa-rah phone I could use?

Knock knock
Who's there?
Radio.
Radio who?
Radi-o not, here I come.

Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Leaf.
Leaf Who?
Leaf me alone.

From Duffarama.

 

[faraz haider]

these r funniest joke i ever heared.
knock knock ?
whose there?
freaze in here?
freaze in who?
i said iam freaze in here

 

[duffarama]

LOL, that is very funny scootstiener. I like your joke.
Keep sending them in.
From Duffarama.

 

[Ste]

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Anne Boleyn!
Anne Boleyn who?
Anne Boleyn alley!

 

[duffarama]

Ste, my head nearly fell off reading your joke.
Keep the jokes up everyone. LOL, my job depends on it.
From Duffarama.

 

[Ste]

Where does/did Saddam keep his CDs? In arack (Iraq)!

 

[duffarama]

LOL, the only a'rack' I have seen is my girlfriend's rack.
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[faraz haider]

A tallest person say to me "have u know where is my brain"?
i take a look on him and said in yr ankle

 

[duffarama]

That was a classic scootstiener. Good stuff. Keep them rolling in.
Are you tall yourself?
From Duffarama.

 

[faraz haider]

a: can u tell me how i gonna become the fast bowler like shoaib?
b: yes
a: how?
b: just runs after pepsi

 

[duffarama]

Even more knock knock jokes!

Knock, knock!
who's there?
Duey
Duey who?
Duey have to keep telling me Knock, knock jokes???

Knock, knock!
who's there?
Emma
Emma who?
Emma bit cold out here, will you let me in?

Knock, knock!
who's there?
Howl
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?

Knock, knock!
who's there?
Cargo
Cargo who?
Cargo beep beep!

From Duffarama.

 

[Pat]

George Bush goes to a primary school to talk about the war. After his talk
he offers question time. One little boy puts up his hand and George asks
him what his name is.

"Bob".

"And what is your question, Bob?"

"I have 3 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes? And
third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Just then the bell rings for recess. George Bush informs the kiddies that
they will continue after recess. When they resume George says, "OK, where
were we? Oh that's right --- question time. Who has a question?"

A different little boy puts up his hand. George points him out and asks him
what his name is. "Steve" "And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have 5 questions. First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the support
of the UN? Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more votes?
Third, what happened to Osama Bin Laden? Fourth, why did the recess bell go
20 minutes early? And fifth, where is Bob?"

 

[Pat]

sorry dint realise,thread was for one-liner type of jokes..