Knock knock jokes

[Ritwik]

I think I've posted that one before Pat, but no problem, keep the jokes coming in!

 

[Rangeela]

nice one Pat

 

[duffarama]

Good stuff Pat. At least you are interested in the humour and jokes section!

Knock knock,
Who's there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce post some more knock knock jokes!

From Duffarama.

 

[usy]

lol good ..

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Harry
Harry who
Harry up open the door

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Keith.
Keith who?
Keith your hands off of me!

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Telly
Telly who?
Telly your friend to come out.

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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Mae.
Mae who?
Mae be I'll tell you or Mae be I won't...


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Indian Cricket Team....
Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again.

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L . B . W
In the absence of their regular umpire, the village team was making do with a local farmer, who knew nothing of the rules. After the third ball of the over, the entire field turned round with a tremendous yell of 'Owzat!'
The umpire paused. 'Well, how would I know?' he said. 'His leg was in the way !'

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Man for the job
The two rival cricketers were talking. 'The local team wants me to play for them very badly.'
'Well, you're just the man for the job.'

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10-dulkar
Q. What did 10dulkar say after the India-Australia match ?
A. Shaken but not stirred ....
Q. What did 10dulkar say after the India-Pakistan match ?
A. Massacred but not killed....we're not worried.

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Patient: Doctor, doctor, I've got a cricket bat stuck in my ear.
Doctor: Hows that?
Patient: Don't you start.


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Which birds are the worst batters?
Ducks

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When Pencil Cricket Club played Paper Cricket Club who won?
No-one. It was a draw

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Knock. Knock.
Who's there?
Ray.
Ray who?
Ray 'n' stopped play

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Qu :: Inzi asks Shoaib to bring a Pepsi... Shoaib brings a bottle of Pepsi but goes directly to Salman butt. Why?


Ans :: Because Salman butt is a opner

 

[duffarama]

Great stuff usy, looking forward to seeing more good jokes from you.

 

[themuel1]

Some Jokes from the apollo

What do Cockneys spend on shampoo?
a: Pantene

joke: I thought I saw your name on a loaf of bread, turns out it said "thick cut".

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Indian Cricket Team....
Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again

Amen!

 

[usy]

Sorry If Som Indian Fan Took It Seriously :

 

[ZoraxDoom]

Not a bad joke, I liked it

 

[Cowburn199]

LOL, the only a'rack' I have seen is my girlfriend's rack.
From Duffarama.

Lmao !

 

[Cricketman]

Indian Cricket Team....
Batsman-bowler sat on the ball.
Batsman-bowler had a great fall,
All the bookies' cookies,
All the bribers' men,
Couldn't put Indian cricket together again

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[Cowburn199]

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Let me be mad with you