Man Superglues Condom...

[Bilal91]

LOOOOL . How stupid can someone get? I mean seriously.. have some common sense : .

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Man superglues condom to penis to save on safe sex!

A Romanian man needed some help after his 'great idea' started to feel not so great. He had superglued his condom to his penis.
The 43-year-old father-of-five told doctors he and his wife didn't want any more children. Their obvious solution was to start using condoms, but the condoms Nicolae Popovici's wife bought were a bit 'roomy'.

The couples solution for this small problem was not to buy new condoms that did fit, but to make the big ones fit. One way or another.
They used superglue to glue the condom to the man's penis. This did not only solve the size-issue, but they could also re-use the condoms, so they thought.

After sex, the couple realised the condom was stuck and wouldn't come off. After trying everything they could think off (and these people are resourceful as you may have noticed) Nicolae went to the local medical clinic for help.

One of the nurses said: "He even said that he thought the condom could be used several times and that he wanted it stuck on his penis so he could use it again later. We barely managed to remove it in the end."

 

[embi]

Where are you getting these lovely stories form Bilal?

 

[evertonfan]

Where are you getting these lovely stories form Bilal?

First hand re-counts methinks.

 

[Bilal91]

lol...just while surfing the internet...lol...

 

[GrayNicolls]

A very interesting story, Bilal. Amazing what some people think of.

 

[duffarama]

First hand re-counts methinks.

No wonder why his century stick doesn't work any more. It isn't EA's fault after all.

 

[Simbazz]

hahaha, dear me, that would hurt trying to get it off, doesnt bare thinking about :

Could he of just used and elastic band or somthing if he was that hard up? Oh i made a unseemingly obvious joke there without meaning it, ive described it in two ways

 

[BigCrickNan]

Farukhs from Romania

 

[Kev]

hahaha, dear me, that would hurt trying to get it off, doesnt bare thinking about :

Nah superglue solvent would melt it easily, although I would have said evo-stick would have been a better choice than superglue as its flexible when set

Could he of just used and elastic band or somthing

 

[manee]

Lets all pretend he didnt say that. Although that being said, it would be a wiser move .

 

[embi]

Could he of just used and elastic band or somthing

I thought scummers used Tescos bags?

 

[Cowburn199]

He wanted to use it again :|

 

[plympilgrim]

who in their right mind would do that

 

[Karachi Xpress]

who in their right mind would do that

The man!

Rubber cement may be better!