Oh we didn't win didn't win didn't win...

[Hooper]

...Yet we are carrying on like we did! OMFG, MBE COLLY, MONTY HERO! JIMMY SEXY SHOTS!

The fact is, you guys slimed your way out of a loss some how, and just from this first match I can bet my house on it - you guys won't win the Ashes back this year. I see so many problems with the English team already.

Cook, just can't handle the Aussies.

Strauss, hates Aussie spinners, or bouncers for that matter.

Bopara is no Test no.3. Especially against Australia.

KP, he will do something in the last Test.

Collingwood, let him plump along on 2.3 runs an over if we can get everyone else out - once we get Clark back he'll be over.

Flintoff, isn't superman anymore.

Prior, just another English keeper.

Broad, keep him in so we can smash his deliveries.

Swann, hes better then who? He looked pretty ordinary in that first Test.

Anderson, can't bowl against the Aussies, I repeat, CANNOT bowl against the Aussies, suffers from that psychological roblem Englishman have against Australians.

Panesar, keep him in for shits and giggles.

 

[Leicester Fox]

You are wrong on Cook and Jim. Very wrong on Swann.

It hurts doesn't it hoops

 

[hedger_14]

i agree that bopara is no #3 test batsmen. they should use bell instead.

edit: agree with above, about cook and anderson, i don't think swann is good enough.