GrayNicolls
School Cricketer
"Riot" by Three Days Grace signals the start of the show here at the Southampton Guildhall. The fans are excited as some large pyros are set off by the staging area. Richard Clark is in the ring and the crowd hush.
Richard Clark: The following contest is for the PCWF Continental Title and is scheduled for one fall. Introducing the challenger: from Southampton, England, weighing in at 24 stone...Don Pedro!
"Girlfriend" by Avril Lavigne hits the speakers as Don Pedro comes out to the ring high fiving fans when he gets in the ring, he does a little jig to big cheers
Richard Clark: And now introducing the PCWF Continental Champion: From Pretoria, South Africa, weighing in at 4 stone... JIMMY G!
"Sandstorm" by Darude plays in the arena as Jimmy G comes out without Crabbe and Goyle behind him tonight, to big boos. He tries highfiving some fans, but they ignore him, so he swears at them, to more boos. When he gets in the ring, he slowly pelvic thrusts, to even bigger boos.
CG: These guys went at it hard last week
DT: Yeah, and Jimmy G won it then. I can't see why he shouldn't win again. I can't even see the point of this match!
CG: Well he doesn't have Crabbe and Goyle this time, they are in action in our next match against Pinchinator.
DT: So? Hes talented enough to take a chump like this on easily
The referee raises the belt and shows it to each competitor in turn. Don Pedro approaches Jimmy G and offers a high-5, but Jimmy G just knocks his lights out with a huge punch right on the nose of Don Pedro. He lifts Don Pedro up and connects with a few more punches before taking him into the corner and trying to choke him out with the boot. Don Pedro begins to battle back though and the crowd starts getting behind him. Don Pedro grabs the leg of Jimmy G and drags him into the middle of the ring and hits a superkick! Now its Jimmy's time to feel the pain of a strike to the face. He goes for the Pedro Lock, but it is too early and Jimmy G punches out of it. Don Pedro bounces off the ropes and hits a nice clothesline. Again he goes for the Pedro Lock, must be trying to end this quickly, but again Jimmy G sees it and this timehoists him onto his back and hits an F5.
With Don Pedro down now Jimmy G heads out of the ring and appears to be retrieving a chair. The referee starts yelling at him to put it down, but he just taunts at the crowd, saying what he will do to Don Pedro with it. He turns and Don Pedro is up and performs a Suicide Dive to the outside, putting them both on the floor! The ref starts a count. Don Pedro is the first to his feet and breaks the count by entering and leaving the ring, he knows the title doesnt change hands on Count Out. He picks Jimmy G up and hits his head against a railing. Now he is putting Jimmy's head out towards a fan, who has just slapped him senseless! Don Pedro now rolls Jimmy G back into the ring.
Don Pedro picks Jimmy up and tries to whip him across the ring, but is reversed and Jimmy hits a Facebuster! Jimmy goes up top and waits for Don Pedro to get up. As he does so Jimmy hits a Rolling Kick from the top rope! He takes out Don Pedro and the referee! Seeing the ref is down, he heads out to get the chair he had before. He taunts the crowd some more and the boos come down from all over the arena. Don Pedro is back to his feet though as Jimmy turns around and hits a headbutt onto the chair! Don Pedro headbutted the chair, which then smashed into Jimmy G's head! Both men are down and out! The referee gets back to his feet and begins a double count out. He reaches 7 and Don Pedro begins to stir. 8... and Don Pedro is on one knee. 9.. he is lifting himself up, but collapses back to the mat! 10! Both men are counted out as a KO and it is a draw!
DT: Don Pedro is lucky he didn't feel the full force of the champion in that match!
CG: But he seemed to have more offense and I think could have won the match at the end
DT: Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda. Fact is, he didn't and Jimmy G is still our champion.
Draw by Double KO - STILL PCWF Continental Champion is Jimmy G
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DC: Good evening everyone I am Dick Case and I am joined with Pinchinator. You lost in the Continental match last week, how was that for you?
Pinch: It was depressing to lose because I should have won. I would have if it wasn't for those total goons, Crabbe and Goyle
DC: And I hear you requested your match with them tonight
Pinch: I totally did because I want revenge on them
DC: But its 2 on 1. How will you overcome the odds?
Pinch: I am strong enough to beat anyone. They will see what will unfold.
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Richard Clark: This match is scheduled for one fall and is a tornado handicap match. Entering the ring, from Hogwarts, at a combined weight of 500 lbs...Crabbe and Goyle!
The Harry Potter theme tune hits the speakers as Crabbe and Goyle come out, broad grins on their faces. They high five each other on the entrance ramp and continue strutting towards the ring. They get into the ring and start beating their hands with their fists to big boos.
Richard Clark: And their opponent, from San Diego, California, weighing in at 68kg...Pinchinator!
Pinchinator comes out with his guitar and amp that sticks to his belt and a headset mic thing and starts singing along with the song tries to get the crowd going.
CG: Pinchinator has a tough task tonight if he is to overcome the odds and take out these two goons.
DT: Excuse me? Crabbe and Goyle are fantastic wrestlers, and Pinchy is about to get the beating of his life.
The referee, Matt Case tries to bring order as Crabbe and Goyle try and climb out the ring and beat Pinchy to gain the early advantage. Pinchinator slowly climbs into the ring. Matt Case tries to ring the bell, but before he can, Animal I Have Become hits the speakers. Johnny Styles comes out onto the ramp to huge boos from the crowd. He has a microphone in his hands and a broad grin on his face.
JS: Lets make this match more interesting, shall we? Hmm...lets say a tables match!
He laughs, and Crabbe and Goyle look delighted, he heads off to backstage and boos are ringing around the arena. Matt Case tries to get the match underway again, but, before he can there's another interruption. "I am the One and Only" by Chesney Hawkes hits the speakers and Chesney Daniels wheels onto the entrance ramp.
CD: er...that's not my music. It's dragongirrrrrth by whaht knuckle. Anyway that doesn't matter. This match is hardly fair. I think Pinchinator should have a partner.
Crabbe climbs out the ring and demands a microphone, which he gets in a matter of seconds.
VC: How about you, Chesney?
CD: No...not me...I'm not in the right condition...I'm...Hey!
Goyle has sprinted up the ramp towards Chesney, and is now wheeling him to the ring. He pushes him into the steel steps and climbs back into the ring. Daniels decides this is no time for games and shows he means business by ripping off jacket and throwing it on the floor. Pinchinator lifts him and his chair into the ring and the bell is rung to start the match. Goyle immediately charges down Pinchinator and delivers a huge clothesline sending Pinchinator crashing to the mat. Meanwhile, Chesney Daniels runs over Crabbe's foot and gives a nasty cackle before he gets Crabbe's boot in his mouth.
Chesney's chair falls backwards and now he's on his back, lying in pain. Crabbe jumps out of the ring and pulls the cover back revealing an assortment of weapons. He lifts out 2 tables and pushes them into the ring. He climbs back in as Goyle jumps from the top rope, executing a leg drop on Daniels, landing on his neck. Chesney rolls around in agony as Pinchinator finds his way to his feet. A spark of bravery appears in his eyes and he sprints full pelt at Goyle. The crowd are holding their breath, but as Pinchy approaches Goyle, Crabbe sticks out a foot, tripping him up. Pinchinator falls flat on his face to laughs from the crowd. Goyle stamps on his neck for good measure.
Chesney Daniels is up on the top rope and his target looks to be Crabbe. His hands are gripped tightly on each rope and uses them to spring at Crabbe. Crabbe turns around and catches Chesney in midair. He throws him flat and Chesney's shoulder connects with the ring post. Goyle is setting up the tables and puts one on top of the other. Goyle slides Pinchinator onto the bottom table and they both get to work on Chez. Crabbe lifts him up onto the turnbuckle. He grabs Chesney's head and leaps forwards, Goyle grabs Chesney's legs at the last second and falls backwards. They pull off a powerful 3D that shakes the ring.
Chez is laid out and Crabbe lifts him up again, and again he places him on the top rope. This time, however, he is much nearer to the tables. He leaps onto the top rope with Chez and walks along to the middle of the top rope, still clutching onto Chez. He thrusts Chez's head between his legs and jumps. The crowd gasps as Crabbe gets some huge height and powerbombs Chesney through the top table. Chesney then falls through the second table with Pinchy on. Matt Case rings the bell and the match is over.
Crabbe and Goyle look pleased with themselves but aren't finished. Pinchy rolls out of the ring and Crabbe and Goyle descend upon Chesney. They both grab a leg and perform a double sharpshooter. Daniels howls in pain and Crabbe and Goyle keep the hold locked in for some time. Chesney is lifeless on the floor and Crabbe throws him over the top rope. Daniels lands with a clatter on the announce table and rolls onto Chris Greenall's lap. Chris jumps away and Chesney bangs his head on the table. Crabbe and Goyle leave, their work is done.
CG: Now that was a disgrace! How dare they do that to our owner!
DT: He put himself in for this match, and Crabbe and Goyle were taking advantage of his injured body parts.
CG: You mean stamping on the neck of a crippled man? And he didn't put himself in for this match, he just stood up for Pinchy!
DT: Whatever, if you want to go off and cry about it, I'll announce this show.
Winners: Crabbe and Goyle
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Crabbe and Goyle are backstage in their locker room, laughing about their match when Dick Case comes in looking eager.
DC: Hello lads!
VC: Go away.
DC: I just want to ask you some questions about the match.
GG: Go ahead.
DC: Well, would you say you're in top form?
VC: Top form??!? No. Chez and Pinchy were just ****. And we don't even care about Pinchy. It's just Chez we care about.
DC: OK....well...what is with this Chez situation? He seems a nice guy.
GG: Quite simple, really. We're teaching him a lesson he'll never forget.
DC: Right, OK....
Goyle stands up and towers over Dick Case. Dick Case wipes his greasy face and leaves the locker room. Crabbe and Goyle start laughing again.
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CG: We now cross backstage to Dick Case who I believe is talking to Zoraxis
DC: Yes I am here with Zoraxis who, after his huge fall last week, is in a match tonight against fellow Dome loser, JJS. Zoraxis...
Zoraxis: Excuse me, but how dare you class me with JJS. He and I are not even in the same league. Tonight will not be a wrestling match, it will be a complete beating for JJS. I don't even expect any sort of challenge from him.
*JJS walks into screen behind Zoraxis*
JJS: Hey, Jackass! You think you're smart coming here and pretending you're better than JJS, but heres some news for you, tonight I will beat you into a bloody pulp and there is nothing you can do about it, nothing anyone can do about it. (*boos from crowd*) And as for the fans: I don't give a damn about the fans!
*Zoraxis and JJS square up to each other. Styles walks in*
Styles: Hey guys, guys. Lets leave it for the ring shall we. I mean, your fighting must be bettter than your talking, because thats pretty ****. So ease off each other, its not like you're fighting for anything important anyway, you arn't good enough to have anything on the line. Later.
*Styles walks out again, leaving JJS and Zoraxis fuming at what he said*
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Richard Clark: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing, from Charlton, England, weighing in at 10 stone...Tun Mun!
"This Way" by Kanye West hits the speakers as the lights go off. There's huge pyro explosions and Tun Mun comes out and walks slowly to the ring.
Richard Clark: And the opponent, making his debut tonight: From Decalia, Cyprus, weighing in at 75kg... Jaztheman!
Jaztheman walks around like a cocky **** and pleases the crowds by signing stuff and then gets prossy's and sexy people to kiss him.
DT: Both of these guys are boring. Well, Tun Mun can be ok when he loses it, but otherwise its snooze city.
CG: Well, its a big debut for Jaz and he has a great oppertunity to win, Tun Mun fell 25ft of the Dome last week and must be feeling the effects. I have heard that his back was injured quite badly.
The ref gets this one underway and Jaz goes straight for the back of Tun Mun. In the viscious Dome match he was one of the casualties taken, after falling straight down from the top. Jaz taking advantage now with a backbreaker straight off the bat. Now the camel clutch applied and Tun Mun is in severe pain. This could be short. Jaz releases and goes to play to the fans, allowing Tun Mun to recover. Tun Mun tries to attack Jaz, but if downed by a dropkick to the back. While laying on his front, Tun Mun is hit by a Flying Elbow Drop directly to the small of his back. The man is in agony, he may not be able to go much longer at all and its only been a minute or two so far. Jaz lifts him up and crashes him down with a Jazzy Bomb! Devastating move! Camel Clutch is reapplied to Tun Mun and he just cannot take any more pain! He has tapped! Paramedics flood the ring to attend to Tun Mun. This could have resulted in a severe injury.
DT: What a loser! That match barely went 3 minutes and hes tapped. Pathetic
CG: Well he did fall 25ft into the ring last week, he must have felt the effects of that
DT: Well if you choose to get in the ring you cant come crying about injurys later.
Winner - Jaztheman
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Richard Clark: This match is scheduled for one fall and is for the second Number one contender's spot.
"Animal I Have Become" by Three Days Grace hits the speakers and Johnny Styles comes out with suit on to boos from the crowd. He poses with his arms spread out at the top of the entrance ramp and proceeds to walk around the ring to the third chair at the announcer's table. He's then kitted with his own headset.
CG: We have a guest commentator for this match, ladies and gentleman. He is the first number one contender, Johnny Styles. I must say, Johnny, you were hard pushed in that match, weren't you?
JS: Shut up, fool. I had it covered the whole way and there was no way in hell anyone else was gonna walk out of that dome winner.
DT: Yeah, shut up, Greenall. You should talk with respect to our future champion.
JS: Thank you, Dane. I sometimes wonder why we hired this joker. *points at Chris Greenall*
Richard Clark: From Dubai, UAE. Weighing in at 65kg...Zoraxis Nostradamus!
'Dus Bahane' plays through the arena as Zoraxis Nostradamus comes out. He straightens his tie and top hat and raises his arms to the crowd before seeing Johnny Styles. He has some verbals with Johnny Styles, then turns around again.
JS: Yeah! You're ****! Shut up and fight, idiot!
DT: You tell him, Johnny!
Richard Clark: And his opponent, from Dunedin, New Zealand. Weighing in at 62kg...JJS!
The crowd boo as the "Trap Star" by Young Jeezy hits the speakers. He walks to the ring, ignoring the crowd and climbs in. He eyes Zoraxis.
JS: Now, this guy is a star. I used to think he was a gimp, be now he's really proven himself to me.
CG: You mean because the crowd hate him?
JS: No, you dolt. He's a great competitor. Much better than his opponent tonight, anyway.
The referee rings the bell and the match is underway. JJS wastes no time and pushes Zoraxis into the corner and delivers a few kicks. Zoraxis slides down to the bottom turnbuckle and JJS sticks his foot on his throat and holds onto the rope either side of him, all of his body weight is on Zoraxis's throat. Johnny Styles tells the fellow commentators how great JJS is when it comes to strategy whilst the referee tries to get him to stop. JJS poses to the crowd who boo. He then stops choking Zoraxis and props him up on the turnbuckle. He then jumps up, wraps his leg around Zoraxis' neck and pulls him down- a fantastic hurricanrana.
JJS has the early advantage in this match and he drags Zoraxis back to his feet. He goes around the back of Zoraxis and wraps his arms around him, preparing for a belly to back suplex. However, when he tries to lift, Zoraxis won't budge. Zoraxis then flips JJS over his head and sends him falling on his back in front of him. Zoraxis performs consecutive leg drops onto JJS, before climbing to the top rope. He waits for JJS to climb to his feet. It takes some time as he's pretty dazed, but when he does, Zoraxis unleashes a huge aerial spear, sending him back down to the mat.
He props JJS up, so that he is in a sitting position and wraps his arms around his throat whilst digging his knee into his back in a chinlock move. The hold is in place for a little while as JJS tries to make his way to his feet. When he's almost on his feet, Zoraxis pulls him back down again. JJS begins to fade but with one last burst of energy pokes Zoraxis in the eye. Zoraxis howls in pain as he clutches his bloodshot eye. JJS finds his feet again and locks up with Zoraxis. It's going back and forth, no one really gaining an advantage.
The grapple heads towards the corner and JJS puts his feet up onto the top turnbuckle. He then executes a torando DDT on Zoraxis and they're both down on the mat. JJS hooks his leg for a two count. Enraged, he climbs to the top rope and performs a perfect swanton bomb, landing on the stomach of Zoraxis. He then goes for the cover again, but, on the count of 2, Zoraxis flips JJS over and flops onto him.
1....2....3!
The crowd go ballistic as Zoraxis raises his arms. JJS looks furious and leaves the ring. The referee raises Zoraxis's arm. Zorax turns around and gets planted with a chair shot from Johnny Styles. The crowd boo intensely as Johnny Styles laughs his head off. He climbs the turnbuckle and moves his hands across his waist, signifying he'll be the new champion.
Winner and 2nd Number One Contender- Zoraxis Nostradamus
CG: Now why did Johnny have to do that?
DT: He's weakened his opponent for the title. It's called strategy. Something you're too stupid to know about.
CG: Well, at least we know who's in contention for the Undisputed title.
DT: In contention? We've always known who the champion will be, and that man's the one on the turnbuckle there.
CG: That's all we have for you tonight, ladies and gentlemen. From me and my partner here...
DT: Partner? You make us sound like we're...you know...funny...
CG: OK...well goodnight from me and my co-commentator, Dane Tyler!
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