PlanetCricket and Kookaburra buys out Conference North/South *Signup*

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So that's 4 more needed after LH. I think we can make the full 22 which would be much better than having bots.

Also once we start Timofy, you should send a mass PM to everyone who signed up saying it's started. Just so they don't forget they signed up...
 
So that's 4 more needed after LH. I think we can make the full 22 which would be much better than having bots.

Also once we start Timofy, you should send a mass PM to everyone who signed up saying it's started. Just so they don't forget they signed up...

No one in perticular (*cough Iloveireland *cough)
 
Your Club -

Name of Club : Mental Blank
Six Letter Name: Mental
Nickname: The Blank's
Second Nickname (optional):
Stadium Name: The Music Room
Location of Club (in England): Right next to Everton
Home Kit: Red with White shorts and Black Sleeves
Away Kit: White with Red shorts and Black (Black Socks)
Third Kit (optional): Blue Shirt and White Shorts and Black sleeves
Rivals: Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool, Pixy Poofters

Your Player -

First name: Michael
Second Name: Peppers
DOB: 18/04/1993
City Of Birth: Sydney
Nation:Australia
Second Nation: Italy (If it is a must)
Position: Left Midfield
Height: 6ft4
Weight:250lbs
Pref Foot: Left
4 Stats at 20: Passing, Corners, Shooting, Crossing
4 Stats at 15: Free kicks, Work rate, Penalty Taking, Creativity
4 Stats at 1: Tackling, Long Throws, Strength, Jumping
Preferred Moves (Max 2): Stepover, through legs
Favoured Personnel: Tim Cahill or if it is easier the whole Socceroos squad
Disliked Personnel:None
Favourite Clubs: Sydney FC, Everton
Disliked Clubs: Chelsea, Manchester United, Liverpool

Your Manager -

First Name: John
Second Name: Frusciante
DOB:5/3/1970
City Of Birth: New York
Nation: America
Second Nation: Italy

Your Chairman -

Name: Michael Balzary
DOB: 16/10/1962
Nation: America
Second Nation: Australia

You are allowed to use 45 points for the next section with a max of 20 in each -

Business:10
Interference:5
Patience:18
Resources:12

Kookaburra Conference South
1 AFC Celery
2 Afro Town FC
3 Guado Glories
4 Barnstaple FC
5 Ipswich Falcons
6 Civic Gardens
7 FC Potato
8 Penguin FC
9 Funky Town FC
10 Sleaford Town
11 Marsden FC
12 English Tigers
13 Heswall Hawks FC
14 McGrath CFC
15 Mental Blank
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22 Zoraxland FC

Thanks and good luck :). Just one question, do I have too play any games or do anything like that or is it all done for me?
 
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At all teams based in Norwich, You Civic Gardens!:

" We are the pride of all Norfolk!
The kings of the south!
We hate the Gardens, because they are all mouth!
The Spuddyz will rise and the Civics will fall!
Because we are the Potatoes, the greatest of all! "

" Dave McSpud's brown army!
We hate Civics!
Dave McSpud's brown army!
We hate Civics!
Dave McSpud's brown army!
We hate Civics! "
 
Nice to see you have made your own chants. Mine will just consist of my fans chanting after I score from half-way ;)
 
"He's fat, a twat and where's a dodgy hat: Zorax, Zorax!"

Our crowds chant at our rival team Zoraxland FC's manager

;)
 
"Your just a small town in Norwich!
Small town in Norwich!
Just a small town in Norwich...
SMALL TOWN IN NORWICH!
You're just a small town in Norwich!
Small town in Norwich!
Just a small town in Norwich..."

We hate Civics!
 
1...2...3...4...
Who's that knocking at the door?
5...6...7...8...
It's none other than Zorax the great!
9...10...11...12...
On which topic has he come to dwelve?
13...14...15...16...
Oh, it's about our club so pristeen!
17...18...19...20...
Our connections lead to us earning money plenty!
21...22...23...24...
Our shareholders earn cash galore!
25...26...27...28...
What makes our club so damn great?
29...30...31...32...
We'll lose for cash, it doesn't matter to who!!!


GOOOOOO ZORAX!!!!!

:)
 
I've got -

"We are Celery, say we are Celery"

"Celery! Celery! We're the famous AFC Celery and we love the Celery! Celery! Celery! If she don't come, I'll tickle her bum, with a lump of Celery!"

We are Celery, We are Celery! Super Celery! From the South, we are Celery, Super Celery, we are Celery, from the South"

and

"Que Sera Sera, Whatever will be, will be, We are the Celery, we are the Celery!"

:)
 
"Your just a small town in Norwich!
Small town in Norwich!
Just a small town in Norwich...
SMALL TOWN IN NORWICH!
You're just a small town in Norwich!
Small town in Norwich!
Just a small town in Norwich..."

We hate Civics!

"We may be at the bottom of the pit, but unlike you, we're not sh*t!"

"He's big, he's fat, and he's a f***ing t**t, JJ Simpson! JJ Simpson!":p

"Top of the league, at The Farm, top of the league, at The Farm..."
 
"Lee Payne,
Lee Payne,
he is mentally insane!
LEE PAYNE!
LEE PAYNE!"

"BIG ASS FATTIES!
The team at Civic Gardens...
BIG ASS FATTIES!
The team at Civic Gardens..."

"When I was just a little lad,
I asked my momma, what should I be?
Should I be a Civic? Should I be a Spuddy?
Here's what she said to me...

Wash your mouth out, son!
Go take your father's gun...
Go shoot the Civic scum!
And support the Spudz..."

I think Civic Gardens and FC Potato is becoming the best rivalry.
 
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