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Thread of the Month March 2018
Pirates Sold to PC Corp
A disasterous financial year for the National League Central team the Pittsburgh Pirates has left them completely bankrupt and they have had to terminate all their current players' contracts! In a desperate move to keep the franchise afloat the team has been sold to the PlanetCricket Corporation who will rename the team the Pittsburgh PC Pirates and draft in their own crop of talented players. So sign up now ye scurvy blaggards!
Sign Up Form
General
First Name:
Last Name:
Date of Birth:
Height:
Weight:
Skin Colour:
Eye Colour:
Hair Colour:
Hair Length:
Throwing Arm:
Batting Side:
Position Questionnaire
Answers to the following questions will determine which position you are given in the club.
First up: do you want to be a pitcher or hitter?
Pitchers fill in pitcher questionnaire, hitters fill in hitter questionnaire.
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Pitcher Questionnaire
1)Do you want to pitch pretty much every day?
2)Are you a steady performer or do you tend towards clutch performances when they are required?
3)Do you prefer to:
a)Blow through you opponents with awesome power?
b)Drive them insane them with crazy movement?
c)Outfox them with extreme accuracy and changes of pace?
d)A balance of the above?
4)Would you rather have many different tools at your disposal or a few trusted, reliable weapons?
5)Are you slow and deliberate in you movements or are you quick and to-the-point? (these last two are just to do with pitching action)
6)Do you throw the ball with:
a)A high overhand action
b)A low slinging action (think Malinga)
c)In between
End of Pitcher Questionnaire: Congratulations you are done! Submit your answers now.
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Hitter Questionnaire
1)Are you a speedy base-stealer or a powerful ball-crusher?
2)Would you prefer the ball angled towards your body or away when batting?
3)Would you rather hit the ball into a gap or out the park?
4)Would you rather feel your bat on ball or your feet on base?
5)Do you care mostly about your own stats or helping the team win? (answer honestly because this is purely to do with ability stats and not a way to pick the side )
The following are more related to fielding positions/stats
5)Would you rather be able to throw the ball half a mile or land it on a penny from 50 feet?
6)Would you prefer a high sky ball or a low quick one?
7)Would you rather:
a)Take a diving catch almost out of the stands?
b)Rocket the ball across the park to put out a baserunner?
c)Block the path of a runner so the only way he can score is by going through you?
8)Which of these best describes your attitude towards running?
a)I'd like to run as much as possible
b)I am ok with some running
c)I'd rather just stand around if it's fine with you
9)Would you rather have a cannon arm or a vacuum glove?
End of Hitter Questionnaire: Congratulations you are done! Submit your answers now.
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