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After today's incident I feel like calling myself a ******, I seriously do! :facepalm

What happened is that some ███████ in my house had poured kerosene in a bottle which is supposed to contain water. And I, befooled by the colour of the bottle, actually drank that (!) like a ******. Although I did instanteneously spill the liquid in the basin, after it started to taste and smell queer, I fear a little amount of kerosene might still have entered my stomach. What disaster it would have been had I not reacted in time! :facepalm
 
After today's incident I feel like calling myself a ******, I seriously do! :facepalm

What happened is that some ███████ in my house had poured kerosene in a bottle which is supposed to contain water. And I, befooled by the colour of the bottle, actually drank that (!) like a ******. Although I did instanteneously spill the liquid in the basin, after it started to taste and smell queer, I fear a little amount of kerosene might still have entered my stomach. What disaster it would have been had I not reacted in time! :facepalm

Isn't the smell of kerosene supposed to be strong? or were you really really really thirsty? :p
 
I tell you. Couple of your best mates, pub then strip club then a bar to pick up a few chicks. Don't be a nerd waiting for a computer game :p

Going to a gentlemans club with some co-workers this week. Not big on it, but not complaining either :p

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After today's incident I feel like calling myself a ******, I seriously do! :facepalm

What happened is that some ███████ in my house had poured kerosene in a bottle which is supposed to contain water. And I, befooled by the colour of the bottle, actually drank that (!) like a ******. Although I did instanteneously spill the liquid in the basin, after it started to taste and smell queer, I fear a little amount of kerosene might still have entered my stomach. What disaster it would have been had I not reacted in time! :facepalm

Purge and call poison control

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Actually just call poison control, for some things you are actually not supposed to purge.
 
Going to a gentlemans club with some co-workers this week. Not big on it, but not complaining either :p

Good. After that night you are banned from mentioning the ex again, unless there is a particular reason. You should shag her sister tho if she has one, but I'm evil like that :p
 
After today's incident I feel like calling myself a ******, I seriously do! :facepalm

What happened is that some ███████ in my house had poured kerosene in a bottle which is supposed to contain water. And I, befooled by the colour of the bottle, actually drank that (!) like a ******. Although I did instanteneously spill the liquid in the basin, after it started to taste and smell queer, I fear a little amount of kerosene might still have entered my stomach. What disaster it would have been had I not reacted in time! :facepalm

That was close. Everything okau now?
 
Pfft, you still can't buy cigarettes. Thats how old you are ;)

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Happy birthday btw
 
Haha, thanks. Idk, at 16 I felt like I was still a kid.... For some reason I feel a whole lot more "responsible" now. It's weird. I feel like I can't get away with childishness and stupidity anymore. :p
 
BKB1991 said:
That was close. Everything okau now?

I guess so. Am not really feeling dizzy or uncomfortable. Guess I reacted just in time to spill the kerosene in the basin.

Mark said:
Purge and call poison control

Nah, I think it's all okay. :)

ARay said:
Isn't the smell of kerosene supposed to be strong? or were you really really really thirsty?

Well I just opened the cap and started drinking it like a ******. But the very next moment a hugely queer smell started coming and my mouth was as if on fire. It was like WTF!! Immediately threw aside the goddamn bottle and rushed to basin to spill the liquid.

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So yeah, turned 17 today. I feel old. :(

Happy Birthday! :)
 
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Happy Birthday!

Only 3 more exams left. But 9 days more. So screwed for Further Pure 2 on 24th. :( I'm a moron for taking Pure Maths over Mechanics...just for more credit!
 

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