King Cricket
International Coach
After today's incident I feel like calling myself a ******, I seriously do!
What happened is that some ███████ in my house had poured kerosene in a bottle which is supposed to contain water. And I, befooled by the colour of the bottle, actually drank that (!) like a ******. Although I did instanteneously spill the liquid in the basin, after it started to taste and smell queer, I fear a little amount of kerosene might still have entered my stomach. What disaster it would have been had I not reacted in time!
What happened is that some ███████ in my house had poured kerosene in a bottle which is supposed to contain water. And I, befooled by the colour of the bottle, actually drank that (!) like a ******. Although I did instanteneously spill the liquid in the basin, after it started to taste and smell queer, I fear a little amount of kerosene might still have entered my stomach. What disaster it would have been had I not reacted in time!