Random Thoughts

[ZoraxDoom]

a girl I was dating wants to be "just friends"

Is this the one who made you get all serious about school and could be 'the one?'

If so, now you know what a punch in the gut it felt like for me!

 

[pcfan123]

Chin up Tom

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Those horrible girls = friends of stalker girl?

yes. It was her 18th last night and after the party some of her friends ended up in mine, although she didn't.

and my two remaining passport photographs have gone missing.

Although she can hardly be referred to as stalker girl, as she is pretty much way out of my league. Crazy girl is far more apt. Or maybe she just loves stealing <insert scouser joke here>. Anyway she is moving to spain soon, presumably with a picture of me complete with beard as her passport photograph.


On a side note I had a yakubu/dempsey first goalscorer double today and just got 165 quid off the bookies. May well die in town tonight.

 

[Sureshot]

Crazy? So she's ginger?

 

[ste_mc_efc]

'sif any ginger is out of my league

 

[CoolzEng45]

My nan died, my boss won't let me off work and a girl I was dating wants to be "just friends" Want to compare? Oh yeah and I went for a walk along the beach last night to think things over, and the police took me home because they thought I "might do something silly" Been a ████ few days

Sorry heard about it , Chin up tom !

ste_mc_efc, Have you report to police about crazy girl ?

 

[Cricketdude]

My nan died, my boss won't let me off work and a girl I was dating wants to be "just friends" Want to compare? Oh yeah and I went for a walk along the beach last night to think things over, and the police took me home because they thought I "might do something silly" Been a ████ few days

Least my photo cheered you up?

 

[Themer]

And the winner of the oddest wikipedia page title goes to...

Toilet-related injuries and deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[Chewie]

And the winner of the oddest wikipedia page title goes to...

Toilet-related injuries and deaths - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And you found this how?

 

[Themer]

I can't be the only one who's found themselves nursing a broken collarbone after using the toilet, surely?

 

[CaptainOZ]

Yep pretty much...

 

[Themer]

Oh

 

[CaptainOZ]

How did you break the collarbone? Was alcohol involved?

 

[Themer]

Perhaps...

 

[Biggy]

I can't be the only one who's found themselves nursing a broken collarbone after using the toilet, surely?

Surely you are.