Random Thoughts

[Cricketman]

i'll join.

batpad at live

 

[Biggy]

eugh, bit [very] drunk last night. Now extremely worried I might be gay too. a high seven, borderline 8 in the right weather conditions was dry humping me and stripping me off, giving me nipple cripple all sort. considering I see myself as a 4 it is a missed opportunity to say the least.

But I was at the business end of a poker tournament at the time, she closed my laptop too and nearly ruined it for me.

In my somewhat stringent defence I can argue that her being a solid 2.5-3.5 points above me means I had no chance and she was doing it ironically/to take the piss, so I didn't miss out, although when I said "you're definitely taking the piss" she was adamant she weren't. But recently I have been trying to take poker more seriously, higher buy-ins, less spewing etc so I couldn't just sit out for a bit. dubious facebook images of it floating around, but can't figure out how to post them with the new way of displaying photos there so can't embarrass myself by putting them up

pfffft. she's an idiot/has the anti-intellectual attitude of a prole anyway, so it would have just been a little bit of fun.

smashing norks too. oh well.

after I finished playing, true to random thoughts form I got monumentally drunk, ran around in the nip, threw up and can't find my phone/keys this morning.

Men all around the world are shaking their heads in disgust.

 

[Themer]

Men all around the world are shaking their heads in disgust.

Yeah, thoroughly annoys me as well when people lose keys and the like.

 

[Sureshot]

Good for you mate. I'm also reconsidering career path. There's no way I'm doing something for the next (near) 50 years that I don't enjoy. Money means nothing if you don't enjoy it.

I think a degree may be the best option. There's nothing job wise at the moment. Nothing.

Just think how it's going to be when the public sector fallout peaks and unemployment hits 4 million.

 

[pcfan123]

you could always join the army..

 

[Themer]

There is always the slight chance of being killed in the Army though to be fair the risks are probably similar to an accountant. I vaguely guestimate.

 

[ste_mc_efc]

Men all around the world are shaking their heads in disgust.

I did do pretty well in the poker tournament though. Every cloud has a silver lining and all that.


a little later though she said to me "you shouldn't care what your mates think/will say"

And I was utterly baffled, this is going to be added to a long list of things they can rip into me about, so surely if I cared I wouldn't have given her the swerve?

 

[Highlander999]

Messy night!!! (waits for the abuse...)

 

[ste_mc_efc]

that picture looks to me like it was taken in the 90s and I can't tell why

 

[Themer]

Is that a yellowy green mould growing on your tongue? Apart from that I don't see any reason for abuse...

 

[Highlander999]

The remains of a tactical chunder and VK's

 

[Themer]

The remains of a tactical chunder and VK's

Tactical chunders? VK's!?!?!?

I am disappoint.

 

[pcfan123]

looks more like apple martinis to me

 

[Highlander999]

Go easy on the tini

 

[pcfan123]

Too bad your not a chick Tom, you take your shirt off every time you get drunk. Could've been fun