Random Thoughts

a mate has just muttered an immortal comment

been up for a few hours talking through obscure questions.

one came up that was if your brother ra-pes your girlfriend, he gets arrested etc. would you be able to stay with you girlfriend after?

his response is no. and when his brother gets out of prison he'd forgive him, citing "bros before hos"
 
a mate has just muttered an immortal comment

been up for a few hours talking through obscure questions.

one came up that was if your brother ra-pes your girlfriend, he gets arrested etc. would you be able to stay with you girlfriend after?

his response is no. and when his brother gets out of prison he'd forgive him, citing "bros before hos"
Hahahahahahahaha

The amount of work for an engineering student is sad. I'm so sleep deprived.

And what's worse is that I'm now one of the only few who actually bothers to study and attempt the HW assignments on our own, and not one of the many, many who just copy it from the few smart kids. So not only am I working harder, but I'm scoring less.

Sure in the long run this will help my career and I'll be more successful cause I'm actually learning and know things compared to those who just cheat and blah blah blah, but it does suck ATM.

Also, I really, really hate the cricket WC for the simple reason that you get a lot of people who know absolutely nothing about cricket suddenly talking about it like their experts. And what's worse is that they try and challenge my knowledge on the game, bringing up examples of events that never happened or making up statistics and generally just talking ████. One guy who barely plays cricket with us until the WC started tried to teach me how to bowl offspin today. I swear I have never been this close to wanting to punch someone.

----------

Recently cooked dinner for me and this girl and we went through 2 bottles of wine and a bottle of champagne and I was more concerned that we drunk exactly the same amount and she was pretty bad and I was pretty much sober.

Also Zorax, that challenge with the vodka really wouldn't be difficult pal
Well you're an alcoholic, so it might not be difficult for you.
I know I probably can't take more than 5 - 6 shots without getting drunk. 1.5 ounces a shot, about 11.83 ounces in a bottle...that nearly 8 shots.
I guess 1 shot an hour for 8 hours is possible. Challenge would be 2 shots an hour for 4 hours.
 
And what's worse is that I'm now one of the only few who actually bothers to study and attempt the HW assignments on our own, and not one of the many, many who just copy it from the few smart kids. So not only am I working harder, but I'm scoring less.

Sure in the long run this will help my career and I'll be more successful cause I'm actually learning and know things compared to those who just cheat and blah blah blah, but it does suck ATM.

Yea, I know how you feel. Had that happen when I was doing my CCNA course. Someone found the answers to the mid semester exams on the net and everyone ripped off it. I didn't and passed but scored pretty low. Of course the tutor was a bit thick so he didn't notice that almost everyone else had roughly the same score.

One guy who barely plays cricket with us until the WC started tried to teach me how to bowl offspin today. I swear I have never been this close to wanting to punch someone.

Should have gone ahead and done it.
 
Haha, I'll take that insult. Absolutely awful off of Vodka.

Get me a bottle of Disaronno and we're all good ;)

TBF, I don't mind Disaronno, but I'd never actually had it to a few months ago when a girl bought it for me at a pub. It was pretty decent

Well you're an alcoholic, so it might not be difficult for you.
I know I probably can't take more than 5 - 6 shots without getting drunk. 1.5 ounces a shot, about 11.83 ounces in a bottle...that nearly 8 shots.
I guess 1 shot an hour for 8 hours is possible. Challenge would be 2 shots an hour for 4 hours.

LOL, I can assure you I don't wake up and need alcohol :p just after 3 years of uni, my body has gotten used to it. I remember the days when 5-6 shots got me drunk, but having played drinking games where getting 9 shots in a row is the norm, toughens you up :p
 
I had 6 shots with dinner once (vodka). Was an interesting night, especially since we were playing drinking games afterwards and I was drinking straight malibu, while they were having beer.
 
If it's spaced out over 24 hours though it shouldn't be too bad...

Do a centurion instead. 100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. The actual alcohol amount isn't too big, but it's the air you take down with it by taking it as shots that gets you

4 and a bit pints in an hour 40?

Yeah, tough going! :p
 
Nah he's right, it's the gas which gets you. About 15 of us played it and most of us got past 100, but around 140, people started being sick and it wasn't because of the alcohol. I dunno why it hit everyone so bad, but it really was a bitch!
 
Then again, you're all drinking that lager shite, so you get fully what you deserve.
 
Speak for yourself, if I lean around and peer into the kitchen there are bottles of Bishops Finger, Spitfire, Isle of Arran blonde and Speckled Hen and an empty bottle of champagne :p
 
Yea, I know how you feel. Had that happen when I was doing my CCNA course. Someone found the answers to the mid semester exams on the net and everyone ripped off it. I didn't and passed but scored pretty low. Of course the tutor was a bit thick so he didn't notice that almost everyone else had roughly the same score.
Disappointing to say the least. Education is so flawed.

Chugging carbonated drinks is a pain, the gas is the only thing that stops you. Almost downed a 500ml energy drink in one go the gas had me wanting to throw up after 400ml.

----------

Speak for yourself, if I lean around and peer into the kitchen there are bottles of Bishops Finger, Spitfire, Isle of Arran blonde and Speckled Hen and an empty bottle of champagne :p
Nope, not an alcoholic at all...:spy
 
From the BBC sport frontpage.

_51987634_masters_trail_6649.jpg


They're going to rename the event the Jedi Masters.
 

Users who are viewing this thread

Top